Dickmatised

The female equivalent of "pussy whipped"

Girl, you need to stop doing everything Mark says, that boy has you dickmatised!

by Princess5178 June 12, 2013

dickamatized

When the dick is so good a girl just gets mesmerized and lets the guy do anything because she doesn't care because of course, the dick is that good

"Oh my gosh girl, me and Lil' Tony cheating on me"

"Why you don't leave him girl?"

"Cause his dick too good!"

"Oooh, you must be dickamatized"

by jujubeez February 4, 2014

Deckumentary

when you deck someone so hard you have to film it

kelly: Check out this deckumentary I made the other day!
brianna: You ruined that chick, she totally deserved it!

by king deckman May 25, 2016

dickmatized

to be hypnotized by the dick

She was completely dickmatized

by sphinxdoll December 18, 2008

dickman

1. A man who believes the ladies love him - however he is sorely and ignorantly mistaken. A dickman will live his entire life under the impression that people enjoy his presence - but they do not.
2. Dickman is also a common term for people who "cut you off" on the road. It's origin lies in the original definition of dickman, as many qualities of a dickman carry over to various other parts of a dickman's life.

I can't believe that guy keeps hitting on me, as if he could ever get with me...what a dickman!

by JSharkey September 28, 2006

dickumentary

extremely detailed and awkwardly thorough description of your boyfriend's penis

You: "And it's curved to the right, no matter what I do, it just pops back to the right. And the size..."

Me: "Shut up! I'm not interested in listening to your dickumentary!"

by hmcdesq December 8, 2010

Dickmanjudo

The act of attacking someone with your penis until they are unconcious and then dragging there body to a near by cespool.

"you stupid ass, if you don't stop tee baggin me im gonna dickmanjudo you!"

"Dude did you see c.s.i. last night?
"That guy tottaly got dickmanjudoed!"

by llaccm December 7, 2009