Dicktor Scale

A judge of bad men, rated by girls. Like 'Ricktor Scale' but for dicks. Goes up to 10 usually.

"He is definitely a 7.5 on the DS"

1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"

by Awkward. June 7, 2014

Dicktoria Secret

A brand of lingerie for hairy polish men called wiktor

Yo b wys you got your dicktoria secret on or what

by Samurai-o October 3, 2021

dickthrust

When you thrust so hard a dick pops out

"Man i dickthrusted so hard last night"

by Cuntablunt June 25, 2017

dicktrout

A dumbshit that wonders around threw the club moving side too side trying to find his friends as if a trout trying to swim upstream.

Yo look at this dicktrout who just came inn tryin to find his friends.

by lorenzocubano December 18, 2007

Dickhousin

(V): When you and a group of friends draw elaborate pictures of penises on paper plates (such as Goku in penis form) and scatter them throughout an unexpected victims' front yard.

Shteve- Hey so what are you doing tonight?

Abrum- Oh, im just Dickhousin with some friends later XD

Shteve- Can i come??

Abrum- NOOO!!!!!

Later that night Abrum gave Shteve that Shota cock of Dickhousin!

by Dick Howzin. December 10, 2010

Dicktures

Dick pictures. When a guy sends you a "dick pic"

Omg stop sending me ugly dicktures!

by ShaKira August 12, 2015

Dicktious

When a person tries to outsmart you with words, or explaining words with a higher level of vocabulary, making you feel dumb, and the person is a dick about it, but sarcastically saying no I didn't mean to.

Ex: hey man why you gotta be Dicktious towards me .

by Deandeville May 10, 2016