Dicksmack

n: A common name usually substituted for buddy or bud or pal.
adj: Used to describe someone running their mouth and no one really cares what they have to say.

n: "Hey dicksmack! How was the workout?"
adj: "Stop being such a dicksmack Ben, I dont want to hear about the girlfriend."

by Matt Pusheck November 30, 2006

dicklash

Injury sustained to one's penis while dancing naked.

We were having a great naked dance party until I got dicklash.

by turntable August 13, 2008

docksmash

to ditch and burn; dine and dash; or turd and birdie

the man docksmashed the car wash by shooting a washer and running

by Bobithingdfa April 20, 2006

Dicksmart

Doing what's best for your dick.

A fat bitch grabbed my dick so I took her hand off because Im dicksmart.

by Bigpimpin530 January 6, 2010

dicksplash

can refer to the sound of a the male gentalia hitting water or the actual spash of water as a result

When a man sits in the bath and proceeds to hit his penis on the water, creating dicksplash

When a penis is cut off and thrown in a swimming pool. Dicksplash

by cybercityoedo July 12, 2010

dickstache

A thin line of hair found at the tip of one's penis.

Eric shaved his dickstache. Michelle noticed a positive change in her sex life.

by Cryptic July 11, 2005

Dicklash

(v). The effect of being hit by 80MPH winds on your knob from trying to take a piss out of a car window on the motorway.

Barry: dude I need a piss
Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window
Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you!

guy1: my cock's really sore, I got Dicklash on the way home from london last night, I needed a piss real bad and he would'nt pull over
guy2: know the feeling. I got dicklash on the way home from my bro's stag do

by papplemanger July 13, 2010