dickoosh

A person who is a cross between a dick and a douche. An ass-hole who is also a creep.

Guy: "Hey, ladies. If you play your cards right I'll let you give me a Brazlilian wax."

Girl 1: "Dude, that's gross."

Guy: "Whatever. I wasn't talking to you anyway. I was talking to your hot friend."

Girl 2: "What a dickoosh!"

by Mishy88 November 4, 2011

dicklong stroke

When your dick is a mixture of the 5 dollar footlong from SUBWAY and the BURRITO from CHIPOTLE. Before you even put the tip in she knows this moment will be the moment she takes the Dicklong stroke.

While walking home from her house I couldn't stop itching my dick I can't believe I gave her the Dicklong stroke. I must have really liked her; I think I'm gonna call her tomorrow for a round two.

by sloth dick September 2, 2015

dicklogical

It's the ability to remain in a logical state of mind, despite having a working functioning penis.

That girl is an 8 hot but an 8 crazy, good thing your dicklogical and avoided the trouble.

by D-Voice January 17, 2018

Dickaloo

1. When you penis is so small you gotta call it to see if it’s it there.

2. When your best friend is a Kevin.

Hey...you hear that dickaloo.

by Nicgab June 8, 2018

dicklover9000

people named Maro can also be called dicklover9000

hes dicklover9000

by Equation9 February 19, 2022

dicklobe

The underside of the penis; skin fold connecting the shaft to the balls.

Damn, that bitch sucked my dicklobe real good last night.

by Votterbin July 10, 2022

dickolletage

A plunging pant line; similar to decolletage, but for pants. Often revealing a happy trail.

"Damn, Dave is showing some dickolletage wearing that wife pleaser with those low rise jeans.

by bankcranium December 24, 2022