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dick-notized

adj. -when a woman or gay man becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that a handsome man is in the immediate area.
john- "Hey! earth to Stacy! WTF?"

Stacy- *comes to attention* "oh.... sorry! what?"

Spencer- "Don't even bother, man. She's totally dick-notized when that guy is here."
by 2ChromeColts June 30, 2009
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dicknatized

description of dat look a female get after u make her cum real hard.
"yo she jus kept starin at me like she was lost or somethin"

"yeah dass cuzz her ass was dicknatized"
by MAC^ MAC^ October 18, 2006
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Dicknotised

When a male or female has all the facts about a lover but refuses to see the truth because they are dicknotised
He treats her like a dog but she doesn't care Because she is dicknotised
by Navaster twistree July 11, 2017
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Dicknatized

When a person of any gender and orientation is engaging intimately with a person with a penis, there is a chance you may end up dicknatized. Even if you know there is no future for the two of you.

This happens after intimacy when there is a release of Oxytocin in the brain, tricking us into believing we are bonded and in love with someone.

It usually builds slowly overtime and hypnotizes us blindly into falling for someone that we would not have been interested in as a potential partner, had we not had sex.

Warning- as innocent as it seems, being love can be more powerful than any drug, and if you end up dicknatized by a selfish prick, it could ruin your entire life. Take a step back and evaluate if this is serving your greatest good. For support contact a therapist or a good friend.
V - I think I’m falling for him.
J- you told me you see no future together?
V- but that DICK though!
J- oh girl, you’re dicknatized.
by ValGina PureRomance November 23, 2021
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Dickmatized

When a girl gets piped down so good that she loses what little rationality is left of her already insane mindset. The dick she got was so good that the same the girl who was thotin and trottin a week ago considers being a stay at home wife and reevaluating all her life’s decisions.
Person 1: “I thought Becky couldn’t cook, and she was talking to me about getting married.”

Person 2: “Wasn’t that hoe just sucking dick behind McDonald’s last week?

Person 1: “Yeah dawg the bitch is dickmatized!”
by Shdylatina March 23, 2019
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dicknatized

being delusional after receiving thy penis
“ dick hypnotized
she can’t think straight because she’s dicknatized
by unknownmannn July 13, 2022
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Dicknotysed

When the sex is so good you start to project feelings that aren't actually there onto something that is just amazing sexual chemistry.
"I don't know if this shit actually has a future but goddamn that man sure knows how to fuck and eats pussy like a champ. Goddamn I'm dicknotysed!"

"I have so many important things to do but I'm so dicknotysed I'd rather have four orgasms tonight and fuck for hours."
by HSTgonzo July 7, 2017
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