Email Dicknob

1. A person that consistently responds to email in the most arrogant and / or demeaning way possible in as few words as possible, but when in face to face interactions are kind and considerate.

2. A person that sends an email response equivalent to one word for every sentence received.

Example #1. I was surprised by what a nice guy John Doe was, because he is such an "email dicknob".

Example #2. Original Email Message:
John Doe, it was great to meet with you today. I enjoyed the opportunity to discuss our potential for partnering together in this exciting joint venture. I know that we have the right plan in place, and look forward to our long term success.

John Doe Response

- Me too

by Scottrude May 27, 2010

dickotine

The reasoning behind a sluts fondness for your penis. Primarily when she gets addicted to it.

That bitch still wants my cock, she's addicted, it's like I got some dickotine.

by manaze January 16, 2003

dicknut

Defines a person who is acting in a manner beyond that of a dick, but not quite at the level of full-out cussing. Especially convenient for bad driving maneuvers.

'Hey, dicknut, thanks for cutting me off!'

by The New Musicologist January 27, 2008

Dicknob

An asshole

Shut up, dicknob!

by ????? November 19, 2003

dicknose

A term used to describe a friend or enemy whose nose is bulbous on the end.

Jonny: "Have you seen Doug lately?"
Samuel: "Uh which one is Doug again?"
Jonny: "The fat guy with the dicknose."
Samuel: "Oh yeah, super nice guy!"

by BING-CHONG The 1st December 6, 2010

dicknose

(n) The subject of a colloquial insult which is rarely based on fact, meaning a person with a dick in place of a nose, or vice-versa.

"Guess again, dicknose!" - Donald Fagen

by crackotfige September 21, 2005

dicknatized

description of dat look a female get after u make her cum real hard.

"yo she jus kept starin at me like she was lost or somethin"

"yeah dass cuzz her ass was dicknatized"

by MAC^ MAC^ October 18, 2006