Dickless White Fuck

A Dickless White Fuck is a white racist whose racism may be either open or hidden, but who does nothing but whine and complain like a weak coward about non-whites despite being the majority in their own countries (but not for long).

These individuals will flee like little puppies from their own neighborhoods to escape non-whites who move in, and then once in a safe place will posture and talk tough about how "one day we're gonna rise up an' take 'merica back from the coloreds..."

But they never do, nor ever will do anything but be belly crawling, boot licking Dickless White Fucks.

Ninety nine point nine percent of the Tea Party members who came to see Glenn Beck, we're, just like Mr. Beck, Dickless White Fucks.

by Subfighter63 September 4, 2010

Dickle Doo

The act of someone acting ridiculous and making no sense, acting like a retard.

Bro stop being such a fucking Dickle Doo

by Jose Javier November 28, 2004

dickeyed

To be yelled at and ridiculed constantly because you are a major screw up at work. Generally occurs one or many times before you are shamefully terminated from your place of employment. May also be followed by what is known as the Dickey dance, as your colleagues celebrate your long awaited removal from the premises.

Maybe in the next season of The Apprentice, you may hear Donald Trump say “You’re Dickeyed” instead of “You’re Fired”.

Every four months I get Dickeyed from my job.

I've been Dickeyed from four jobs just this year.

by pdiddy12345 August 27, 2007

dickeydoo

When a man's belly sticks out farther than his member.

Mike's belly sticks out farther than his dickeydoo.

by Not fat April 24, 2003

dickey-do

when the dick is shorter than the gut

"remember girls, when the dick is shorter than the gut, that's called dickey-do. and dickey-do is a dickey-don't."

by AnonymousBtchz August 1, 2006

dicklicious

a perfect dick, one that is good length, size and strength ,good to the taste.

he got a dicklicious dick
" that dick was dick-licious

by g2bad July 2, 2006

Dicklantern

Noun - a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver's seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one's belt,zipper,and genitals in order to masturbate. Used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.

Dude, I got so horny on that long car ride that I just had to rub one out. Thank god I had my trusty dicklantern

by Dr.Saltynutz February 18, 2011