Dickity

When someone is being a real asshole

Hey stop being so dickity

by Satanpraise December 17, 2017

Dickitry

Any type of foul play from the male gender.

I'm really tired of all the dickitry that goes on around here.

by HotChild May 28, 2019

Dickstraction

When a girl (or whoever) is so caught up in their man, their boyfriend, their husband, etc that they can't pay attention to anyone or anything else.

Katie's dickstraction is getting on my nerves! She can't even call her girl back cuz she's too busy chasing after Kevin.

by girlybutch September 28, 2008

Dickstracted

1) When a male is distracted by another person’s sexiness.

2) Anytime ones productive thought process is interrupted by thoughts of doing sexual things to another human being.

Two guys having an in depth conversation when a hot woman walks by:

“My bad bro, I got dickstracted by the fun bags on that hot mamma over there.”

Dad disapproves of his sons lustful thoughts at church:

“Son, we are here to praise the lord please try harder to not be dickstracted by all the girls on their knees.”

by C.M.Schwarty December 19, 2011

Dickstracted

Being distracted from doing an activity by one's own dick.

Bobby was doing his homework when he suddenly became dickstracted and just had to rub one off.

by Bojank157 December 15, 2015

Dickstress

The male version of a mistress. A man who is having relations with a married woman.

Have you seen that Dave is dating a married woman? He's her dickstress.

by Tesstickle21 August 5, 2016

Dickstraction

Distraction caused by someone with a penis.

Wow, Shelly! Stay away from that Roger! He's such a dickstraction!

by SadSally33 August 27, 2016