Dickling

A fledgling penis

Be sure to feed and water your dickling everyday, or it will not grow.

by Sooperdooperpooperscooper October 9, 2014

Dickblind

When the dick is so big that the girl dosn't realize how ugly the guy is.

I saw that boy shes been fucking, she must be dickblind cause he fugly.

by TrapBenz August 14, 2016

dickflinger

a. One who beatsn rather than caresseing his dick to produce thick white semen, way too often; wanker. b. One who throws chopped off dicks at people.

a. The dickflinger's wang is purple with a rash dude. b. A cock hit me in the eye after the dickflinger launched it at me.

by agentcodyfranks February 7, 2004

dickpaint

paint guys use to paint their dicks so that they're mate will find them more attractive when they have sex

Girl: You lied to me! You told me you stopped painting it...
Boy: What did you expect, baby? We met at a Dickpaint

store!

by 69isthemagicnumber December 13, 2010

Dickling

A small, delicate, dainty chair. Usually painted with pastel colors. Typically used for tea or garden parties by the wealthy.

"Darling, go fetch the porcelain dickling set! The neighbors are coming for tea."

by JustFizzy November 9, 2012

Dicknapping

1. When a woman knowingly lies with a man who is beholden to another, with specific intent of actualizing divorce once both parties are caught in the act.
2. The act of separating a man from his penis so as to hold it for ransom.

Wife to adulteress, upon catching said party engaging her spouse mid-coitus: "Ain't gon' be no motherfucking dicknapping up in this motherfucker. Please believe."

"Damn girl, I see Lorena Bobbit, but I woulda dicknapped that backwoods motherfucker for all he was worth."

by Hishungness June 18, 2013

dickalitis

Sucking to much dick

She was diagnosed with dickalitis

by Brite Eyez September 21, 2017