Dilbert

v. - To get screwed over by a dumb senior management decision.

They Dilberted me again! My boss promised a customer a feature that doesn't exist, and now I'll have to work nights and weekends to implement it.

by itsgr82day November 14, 2005

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Dirt Dabber

After withdrawing from anal sex, a male pokes or dabs his dirty penile glans on the buttocks of his lover leaving brown dabs of fecal remnants and booty juice. Often seen as an act of accomplishment or marking of one's territory.

All the girls in the gym locker room were snickering when Sonja removed her underwear. He as was covered in her boyfriend's Dirt Dabber marks. It was obvious that she had been drilled prior to her work out.

by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2015

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Duct Tape Dubber

Someone who drives, maintains, and enhances (usually for aesthetics and/or performance) a vehicle made by Volkswagen, but whom does not possess the resources or finances to use quality parts to do so.

The term is derived from the use of duct tape and zip ties to hold together certain parts on a Duct Tape Dubber's car. Usually parts of the body like the bumpers.

(Pointing at a Mark I Rabbit with the muffler zip-tied in place) "There goes Tim, he's a real Duct Tape Dubber"

by theoriginal777 January 13, 2012

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Dibler

A term often referred to the office dick handler. Once finished then proceeds to smell their fingers discreetly. The real question still remains, “does he know that we know”

“The diblers at it again!”
“Ol’ dick hands is 2 deep, pulling the double dibler!!”

by Mucket April 15, 2020

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