Ditch Lilly

(noun) An attractive girl that comes from a bad family or a low-class environment.

Derived from growers of rare strains of the Day Lilly flower, who refer to the common orange-and-yellow Day Lilly as a "Ditch Lilly". The flower is quite beautiful, but it can be found growing in the wild amongst weeds.

Shannon was quite pretty but her abusive parents and trailer-park address marked her forever a Ditch Lilly.

by Stubblecat July 18, 2006

Fap Ditch

When your conversational partner uses masturbation as an excuse to stop talking to you.

Tom: So like i was saying, after my dad died...my life has really sucked.

Bob: Dude thats lame...anyway...im gonna jerk off now, see you later!

Tom: a Fap Ditch? realy? >:(

by tytheguy February 20, 2011

bitch in the ditch

A washed-up hoe who has ruined any future career prospects for herself by being a bitch. A high scorer in the national thottery. Someone who has hit rock bottom by being unprofessional, lazy, disrespectful or offensive.

Rebecca: she totally had it going on until she blew the manager and then told his wife over text.
stacey: she's a 'bitch in the ditch' now

by missbooboo7000 February 21, 2019

dick ditch

Where one hides the one-eyed bed-snake.. The vagina..

I took that bitch back home last night and spent the whole night plowing the dick ditch..

by Drex the Schizo November 16, 2007

ditch whore

A skanky girl who will fuck anywhere - usually in ditches outside bars, and comes back into the bar muddy and disheveled.

Cindy is such a ditch whore. That's the 3rd guy tonight she's fucked outside. Give her another drink!

by Jilina September 19, 2005

tits up in a ditch

Deceased; dead. Typically used to connote a potentially bad outcome. (Army slang)

"If you go AWOL, wwe're going to find you tits up in a ditch after Top hunts you down."

by Twathenge April 27, 2006

Ditching

When you make plans with someone to do something but then after you made the plans you cancel them and do something else with a different person. Some people think ditching is when you invite someone somewhere and they can't come but it's not.

That's so rude Lindsey is ditching us for Emily! She is so obsessed with her!

by Dizzy876 August 22, 2017