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dear diary 

Someone who is addicted to MySpace, a social networking website. Also someone who attempts, or reaches 20,000 friends on the social networking website MySpace.
"Man, that kid is so dear diary."
"Yeah I know, I heard he has internet addiction."
dear diary by deardiary October 29, 2007

Spice Diary 

The Hunter S. Thompson induced stupor brought on by smoking Spice.
"What's up with Kelly?"

"He's away on a Spice Diary."
Spice Diary by ScottJ7 November 4, 2011

dear diary 

The words at the beginning of a diary entry written by someone who can't think of anything to write or thinks their diary is alive.
Dear diary... today was the worst and best day of my life.

To conclude, my dearest diary, I spent all day in McDonalds with some chavs.
dear diary by Dan1456 February 1, 2008

The Diary of Jane 

When you love or have fallen in love with someone, but that person didn't love you back.
William had read the diary of jane after confessing his love to her.

American Diary 

A Cool band from maryland with amazingly cool members. Mikey who plainly rocks out and sprays water/beer about the air. Reeder who drums feverishly and has cool piercings for a man. Ben who has an amazing lisp and cool kicks. Then, Brendon who sings it loud and proud while rocking the bass (and has cool hair). Usually seen in Towson MD
James: Did you see american diary at recher theater this weekend?

Tami: Yeah! I got pictures with all the boys! And Mikey spit on me with beer!

James: LUCKY!
American Diary by Meow_girl January 9, 2009
Noun. A man diary is the same thing as a journal or a diary. It is used to add masculinity to such phrases as, "I write tender stories of my day in my man diary." This also applies to blogs, ie. livejournal, blurty, xanga.
"Yo dude, let me look at your man diary, give me the link."