The act of running over one's spouse with an automobile, thus effectively ending the marriage; often done to avoid emotionally and financially painful litigation processes.
by Sid Wallace December 14, 2008
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The opposite of wedding cake. When amicably splitting, it is customary to provide your soon to be ex with a Divorce Pie.
by Fireball2014 June 30, 2014
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Get the divorced kids mug.Something 50% of married couples get when they can't overcome their stupid differences and are willing to put their kids through pain and misery because they can't act like adults and overcome their differences.
That's 75% of divorces. The other 25% are for good reason, like abuse, drugs, or infidelity, but most divorces are over stupid shit that the couple could just grow up and overcome.'
Also, only an idiot can have a divorce more than once.
That's 75% of divorces. The other 25% are for good reason, like abuse, drugs, or infidelity, but most divorces are over stupid shit that the couple could just grow up and overcome.'
Also, only an idiot can have a divorce more than once.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 11, 2020
Get the Divorce mug.Divorcecation. Noun. Definition: After the successful conclusion of a divorce, one is more than entitled, even rightfully so, to effectively reset, through one invaluable and impactful means — provided a metamorphosis aptly named: divorcecation. It is here that one transitions: reeling from a divorce to a well-deserved vacation — being born anew and restored in the process. At the conclusion of the divorcecation, one’s rite of passage into a new “single” life has commenced and is utterly complete. Their mountain has been summited and the gold medal has been clinched. Now, the time has come - the divorcecation — where one can now savor the sweetness of a having a new lease on life. Synonymous with “divorcemoon.”
by Divorcedmom August 18, 2022
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Friend: that's rough. That's a grey divorce, apparently it's a thing when old people end their marriage
Friend: that's rough. That's a grey divorce, apparently it's a thing when old people end their marriage
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