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Jersey Divorce

The act of running over one's spouse with an automobile, thus effectively ending the marriage; often done to avoid emotionally and financially painful litigation processes.
Rather than giving her half, Tommy decided to just give her the ol' Jersey Divorce.
by Sid Wallace December 14, 2008
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Shotgun Divorce

When a woman shoots her husband because he got another woman pregnant.
Angela was so pissed off when she found out Phil had knocked up another woman, I was worried it would end in a shotgun divorce!
by Jerry Mander August 10, 2010
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divorce pie

The opposite of wedding cake. When amicably splitting, it is customary to provide your soon to be ex with a Divorce Pie.
I brought Jason an Apple Divorce Pie to Mediation today.
by Fireball2014 June 30, 2014
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divorced kids

Kids who have divorced parents and have to do with all the shit that comes with it
by Artlover2000 July 9, 2015
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Divorce

Something 50% of married couples get when they can't overcome their stupid differences and are willing to put their kids through pain and misery because they can't act like adults and overcome their differences.

That's 75% of divorces. The other 25% are for good reason, like abuse, drugs, or infidelity, but most divorces are over stupid shit that the couple could just grow up and overcome.'

Also, only an idiot can have a divorce more than once.
50% of Married couples get a divorce.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 11, 2020
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Divorcecation

Divorcecation. Noun. Definition: After the successful conclusion of a divorce, one is more than entitled, even rightfully so, to effectively reset, through one invaluable and impactful means — provided a metamorphosis aptly named: divorcecation. It is here that one transitions: reeling from a divorce to a well-deserved vacation — being born anew and restored in the process. At the conclusion of the divorcecation, one’s rite of passage into a new “single” life has commenced and is utterly complete. Their mountain has been summited and the gold medal has been clinched. Now, the time has come - the divorcecation — where one can now savor the sweetness of a having a new lease on life. Synonymous with “divorcemoon.”
My divorce is officially final! I’m taking a divorcecation to the Bahamas!
by Divorcedmom August 18, 2022
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Grey Divorce

When senior married couples divorce each other after years of marriage
Jimmy: my parents are over 60, retired , and now getting divorced after all these years .

Friend: that's rough. That's a grey divorce, apparently it's a thing when old people end their marriage
by JimmyJonesJammer April 19, 2018
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