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Diablo 2 - Lord of Destruction

A fun, yet addictive game which will take all your freetime (aswell as work-time, school etc) if you get sucked into it, just as the huge amount of vicious emos around the world.
Be carefull this game will turn your best IRL friend into a greedy thief if he can get his virtual paladin fingers on your precious engima.
However when playing with some other friends, or just by yourself the game will be very entertaining. Because of all the different items and spells, there are many ways to personalize your character, and since good items tend to be very rare, finding them is almost compareable to taking alot of ecstasy.

The max level is 99, which requires an enormous amount of experience points, so whenever you'll reach the unreachable you'll most likely be dead or Korean.
Play at own risk, and discover you and your friends darker sides!
Adam: So me and Josh were playing Diablo 2 - Lord of destruction the other day, when he stabbed me and took all my gear.. man that sucks, i gotta pwn him next time i see him.. just don't know how since i haven't got any muscles left... i'll see if i can pay somebody a few high runes to do the job.
Rick: Dude you are fucking retarded man, get a life... How many hrs???????
by WORLDCUP2010 June 18, 2010
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Weapons of Mass Destruction

WMD- weapons, such as ICBMs, that can wipe out huge numbers of people in one fell swoop, causing massive loss of life and huge amounts of collateral damage
In August 1945, the United States dropped the first atom bomb deployed in combat on Hiroshima, Japan, causing over 50k people to die and the destruction of a good portion of the city.
by Scott M. July 10, 2003
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Owl neck detection device

Basically, an owl neck detection device is a device needed to determine where an owl's neck is. It is used when babysitting an owl, when it comes to tucking the owl into its bed. It is needed after you have put the pyjamas on the owl and made it lose its mind (owls are nocturnal- I'm wearing pyjamas but I've got to go out!).

An owl is essentially a one piece unit, its just a head and a body. Therefore a neck detection device is very handy on determining where the blanket needs to be pulled up to.
The neck detection device is essentially just a stick with a pointy thing on it, you put it next to the owl and it points to the neck and you pull the blanket up to that point and remove the device and tip the owl back. Sorted.
"Never put a blanket over an owl. Unless of course you're babysitting an owl and it wants tucking in. In which case, its fine."
"Can you tuck me in please?"
"But I'm never supposed to put a blanket over an owl."
"I'm ever so chilly. Can you tuck me in please, I'm ver-ver chilly"
"Alright just this once but its breaking all the rules.

"Is that it?"
"Its still not high enough"
"What about that?"
"It doesnt even cover my owl boobs!"
"Well how about that?"
"What are you doing?! You trying to kill me you mad bastard? You nearly suffocated me!"
"I don't know where your neck is do I!"
"Well you could have asked! Or at least use an owl neck detection device!"
by Tatie Shploud April 12, 2009
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destruction therapy

breaking plates and such to relieve anger/stress
"i saw your boyfriend making out with another girl"
"im in some major need of destruction therapy right now!"
by uos January 22, 2009
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operation distraction

Operation Distraction: The act of harmless promiscuous plays created by & played by the sexy lady team members of a coed sport.
Team TLD was ready to score big so they kicked operation distraction into high gear. The sexy TLD ladies in the field showed off ultra high kicks and super sexy bend over and touch your toes stretches while the others whispered sweet nothings to the rival team members.
by True Life Detroit October 8, 2010
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Syntax Destruction

The process of intentionally vitiating the arrangement of words and phrases with excessive jargon (especially Fedspeak) with the aim of misleading.

In the case of Fedspeak, it results with the media in opposing camps interpreting the inscrutable gobbledegook in vastly different ways leading to further polarization of the Joe Public. Now with Joe Public beclouded by partisan interpretation, interpreting inscrutable gobbledegook under the false pretenses of inbringing clarity to the Fedspeak's inscrutable gobbledegook.
Alan Greenspan's syntax destruction made it seemed like he answered the question, but in fact he did not. In reality he responded with inscrutable gobbledegook.
by MaxwellMurdoch October 25, 2020
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beautiful distraction

When one is beautifully distracted by someone is such a way that everything else in the world seems to disappear. All their attention and focus is consumed by the beautiful distraction often leaving that person captivated and mesmerized. In rare and precious instances, this encounter turns into something so much more meaningful than a “distraction” and the purest form of true love evolves.
My Beautiful Distraction, you are my life and now we are eternal in another way. Our love is never endingI love you❤️
by BossHog00721 July 7, 2022
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