captain destructo

one who likes to wreck and break things smash and crash usually someone that is a know it all and can not be told anything

my nephew is like captain destructo everything he touches gets broken

by tbrutal March 15, 2009

Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction

What a friendly old man tends to use to convince people to help him with something that will help humanity as a whole.

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Please use the darkness.)

Disobedient teenager: Why would I use the darkness?

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Because it's for everyone's sake.)

Teenager: Okay I DON'T believe you.

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction)

Teenager: Ouchi ouch!

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Use the darkness.)

Teenager: okay sure

Old man: X-BLADE!
(You will even get my expert diplomatic skills by using it)

Teenager, who is also an old man now: X-BLADE!
(Okay I believe you.)

by Consarn December 1, 2018

weapons of mass destruction

a general term used to describe nonexistant items. Similiar to the unicorn, Tooth Fairy, Loch Ness Monster or contents of Al Capone's vault.

Iraq has many weapons of mass destruction.

by Colin Bowel September 29, 2003

Desiree

Desiree is the name for the sexiest freakin girl ALIVE! All the guys want to be with her, all the girls are jealuse of her.She is really funny and cool. Everyone wants to be her. She is an AMAZING person and fun to be around. Did i meantion she is the SEXIEST FREAKIN GIRL ALIVEEE!!!!!!

Desiree

by Dessyygurl December 14, 2010

desirre

Smart, beautiful, amazing, talented, trustworthy, loyal, has many friends, man magnet..... But only loves that one person. She is funny , smiley , laugh box, fun to be around, can put a smile on people's faces in a heartbeat, sweet, sensative, fair, royal, classy, speaks her mind when she needs to, likes to sing, likes to be noticed, total BABE, and is very faithful to the guy she is with. And under all the happiness, she is tired and wants people to give her the same effort to make her happy on the inside as she does to them. That's your girl Desirre/Desiree

Desirre, how are you so beautiful?

by DesiBooo2013 October 5, 2013

Destruction

Thrash metal band from Germany formed in 1982. Considered to be part of the unholy triumvirate of German thrash alongside Sodom and Kreator.

Destruction are a very underrated thrash metal band.

by Monster Hesh January 1, 2009

anal destruction

The aftermath of vigorous anal sex, especially when the pitcher has a large penis.

Phil was fucking Mary in the ass at 100mph with his 15inch penis he caused some serious anal destruction... she couldn't walk correctly after that.

by ReynaReaktor April 26, 2006