Derployed

when Elon "Elmo" Musk's security detail gets deputized

Right after Apartheid Clyde ran around CPAC with a chainsaw word got out that the famous spreader of seed had his private-security detail granted special powers (aka "Derployed") by U.S. Marshal Service. which means we now have an unelected dolt upcycling his own bodyguards into a government temporarily run by transnational mob

by Uncle Joosie February 21, 2025

Deployed Card

Using the fact that you are or are about to be deployed to cheat on your girlfriend or wife.

I caught Sam using the Deployed card. He thinks because he is in Iraq, he can cybersex a lot of women behind his wife's back.

by Sakeenah October 10, 2009

Deployment Fever

When a military service member has been deployed and away from family for so long that they start to lose their mind.

Dude, Bert is starting to act really fuckin' weird....

Yeah man I think he's got 'Deployment Fever'...

by Bertc February 28, 2010

Deployment Buddy

A friend that is a supplement for companionship while away during a long work related period. This person has no intention of remaining friends upon returning home.

Reginald: "I'm so happy we are finally home from overseas. Do you want to go to the bar and hang out?"

Victor: "Listen, I can't feel the bromistry between us. I don't think you and I can be pals. You were only a deployment buddy."

by justtherightamount June 24, 2010

Deployveping

The act of always deploying and developing code at the same time.

Always be deployveping.

by DFLBound December 14, 2012

Deployment Bae

Bitch you marry in order to benefit pay from the military. She must send you lit AS FUCK care packages and ocassionally send you nudes in order to benefit your needs during deployment!

I need a deployment bae before the sand box!

by BigDaddy_055 June 10, 2016

Derplo

A word similar to "fucktard"

Don is such a derplo!

by FeistyMongoose December 9, 2017