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Kentucky Derby

When performing anal sex with your female partner in the doggy style position you, upon ejaculation produce such a large amount of semen that it races around to the vagina and impregnates the woman.
I was cornholing Sara and accidentally Gave her the Kentucky derby. Now I’ve gotta pay child support for the next 18 years!
by Physically a horse June 12, 2018
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derbyshire

A county in the East Midlands of England. Home to the Peak District. Largest settlements are Derby and Chesterfield. Administrative headquarters are based in Matlock. Only has two English football league clubs- Derby County FC and Chesterfield FC. Considered by some to be the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution. Borders on Greater Manchester, South Yorkshire, Nottinghamshire, Leicestershire, Cheshire, and Staffordshire.
Derbyshire is in the centre of England.
by Hobo107 January 25, 2015
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derogatory

A statement intended to damages the mind of another; a hurtful statement
Student 1 - Hey! Quit eating the twinkies fat-ass!

Student 2 runs off sobbing

Teacher, who saw everything, rushes over to student 1

Teacher - I will be reporting you to the disciplinarian!Derogatory statements like that are completely inappropriate in this instititution and anywhere else. Come with me immediately!
by Dictionaree November 8, 2005
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Brown Derby

When you're doing a chick in the booty, and she immediately pops up after you jizz to drop a deuce on your head whilst humming the song from the horse track.
Jimmy said he needed a new cap, so I gave him a Brown Derby!
by Jibba22 March 4, 2008
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home run derby

An orgy, or any occasion where lots of sexual intercourse is being had.
Last night's home run derby really tired me out, that was a lot of scoring!
by rhank April 15, 2008
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derochie

funny, smart at times, sex freak
"that guy is a derochie", said sarah
"really? i want to meet him!", said samantha
by tyler09 March 12, 2008
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Derby Balls

An enjoyable form of BDSM play whereby the male scrotum is exposed and beat and slapped repeatedly with a riding crop like the ass end of horse running the Kentucky Derby.
My mistress pulled my scrotum from my fly and gave me derby balls. The pleasure was incredible.

I feel like I’m ready to run for the triple crown after having my scrotum bashed in the most delightful session of derby balls last night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
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