derping

when you’re scared and cough at the same time

*cough cough cough* “ahhh i’m so scared!”

-derping

by June Storm December 3, 2020

deaking

to 'stare' at, look at continuously! awkward stare without ever looking away.

rob: what you 'deaking' at?!

wendy: what?! i'm not.

by sophie xox December 9, 2008

Hot Desking

The act of several people taking turns sitting their bare anuses onto a bound individual, forcing them to perform analingus on the participants who take turns on them. Commonly played game in the BDSM and gay leather community.

"At the International Mr Leather convention last year, there was a competitive "Hot Desking" event. Pig Marco won first place after successfully sticking his tongue into the most anuses in under a minute"

"The gang bang only got interesting when they hot desked that whore for an entire hour before she got lockjaw and tapped out"

by Rox My Box January 29, 2019

Derping along

1. To go about one's business.

2. To zone out and/or get lost in your own thoughts so gaze drifts.

I was derping along the other day and then WHAM, I got hit by a bus.

by rabydanimal February 26, 2011

Darking

To intentionally ignore someone by turning off your phone and ignoring all calls to pursue other activities. Generally a courting partner

I`ll hang with you guys today, i ain`t seeing her ,no way . I be darking her. I`ll put her on blackout.

by tgi-myday June 2, 2011

Dirking

When one acts extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant. A modern substitute for the word Bitch. Dirking can be used to explain ones actions when they complain, behave immaturely, or whine.

if your girlfriend is complaining that the two of you "never see any girly movies anymore." you can tell her to "stop Dirking."

by smoothie from clutchfans November 29, 2007

Derping

When you're herping the derp by derp derping around. Usually done on the internet.

Person 1: Why didn't you answer my call?

Person 2: oh sorry i was busy derping around.

by Bobby Boosha January 13, 2011