derk head

your mum is gay. if you said to someone you are a derk head you would realy be calling their mum gay.

anther meaning for derk head is you cant be bothered to call them nasty names so you say derk head

by shilly April 30, 2008

derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk

A derogatory term synonymous with a hick/redneck; especially an Iowan. Coined from the sound fat construction workers of the area sound when laughing.

Two women sit, enjoying a meal, when two extremely obese construction workers walk into the restaurant (strangers to them), and exclaim, "Hey laydeys! DURK-DURK-DURK-HERK-DURK-DURK!" The women proceed to exchange a confused and disgusted look with one another.

There is no real way to spell this, as it is an onomatopoeia, hence the long title of "derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk."

by NadaSurf12 February 4, 2013

derk my shmerk

A phrase used by the YouTuber Togi which means suicide

Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!

Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now

by astro648 July 5, 2024

DERK

DiCK JERK

PLEASE STOP BEING SUCH A DERK

by Tammaur June 8, 2018

Derk

Cross between a jerk and a dick. Can be masculine or feminine

The guys at the local weed store were derks as they didn’t give me the 30% online preorder discount

by Stone Pony January 2, 2022

quirky derk

a derogatory term used to shame people who are over-the-top quirky and feel the need to push their quirkiness onto others in order to gain attention

Billie Eilish; she and most of her stans are quirky derks
Also people passionate about the show Bob’s Burgers; they are also quirky derks
shoppers of Hot Topic; I think you get the Idea...

by mr. jacker January 20, 2019

Derk

Looks very tuff but ones you get to know him he is funny and nice. Derk wil always be there for you and is a great friend.

Max: i want a good friend
Thomas: you should be friends with Derk!

by Wise person. May 8, 2020