Deployment Bae

Bitch you marry in order to benefit pay from the military. She must send you lit AS FUCK care packages and ocassionally send you nudes in order to benefit your needs during deployment!

I need a deployment bae before the sand box!

by BigDaddy_055 June 10, 2016

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deploying flashbang

where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story

Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang

Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo

by Shialaebouf February 9, 2018

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Deployment Driven Down Syndrome

A neurological disorder generally presenting itself in males aged 18-40 as a result of deploying to environments that are so hot the brain cooks inside of a helmet that is bombarded by high frequency radio waves and X-ray radiation while simultaneously trying to figure out exactly what the mission is. The people who are handicapped by this syndrome return noticably impaired in both mental and physical capabilities.

My uncle has Deployment Driven Down Syndrome (DDDS). He spent 9 months looking at the same patch of desert for 8 hours a day during OSS while running a backscatter.

by The Cap N' August 21, 2023

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Deploy Defend Defile

Deploy Defend Defile. A dark bastardization of the Deny Defend Depose phrase started in the murky corners of 4chan and other memeboards. Deploy and track down the waifu. Defend the waifu from other possible coomers. Defile the waifu so that no one else will want her.
This is why I hate the internet.

Deploy Defend Defile. No one else can have her.

by Desquare April 19, 2025

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