Deliver us from Eva

I would NOT want to date or be anywhere NEAR a woman with Eva's character because she is a serious bitch.

Now I know why the movie was called "Deliver Us from Eva", because the bitch is evil incarnate.

by Matthew July 15, 2003

Golden Deciever

noun:
A blonde haired woman that looks young and attractive but, upon closer inpsection, is actually terribly ugly.

Derived from Golden Retriever Dog

As you walking along a street, you spot an attractive blonde from behind. When you see her face you realise she is old or ugly or both. You realise you have been decieved by a Golden Deciever!

by Pauliebabe June 11, 2006

Messy Delivery

The act of having anal intercourse while giving birth. Upon ejaculation she gets a good ol' fashion cream pie and the baby gets a little messy 😜

(Kid) Hey dad was my birth natural?

(Father) ...yes son it was very natural, it was a pretty messy delivery

(Kid) Shrek is love Shrek is life

by A.D. Khaled June 28, 2015

delivering pizza

Working an unskilled (or less skilled) job to make ends meet or because you are unable to get work in your career. (Any job less prestigious than your career counts, but it must be a non-career job.)

He's having a hard time finding work as an engineer so he's delivering pizza.

I hear your husband is out of work. Is he delivering pizza?

I teach high school, but to make ends meet I also deliver pizza.

by tFool2 November 30, 2010

deliverable

Lame-ass consultant speak typically used by Accenture and Deloitte employees to refer to a document that is submitted to a client.

"Mike, did you submit that deliverable to IBM last week, ya jerk?"

by Some Consultant April 20, 2004

Dirty Deciever

The Dirty Deciever is when your having sex with a female in the missionary possition and right before you blow your load pull your penis out and shove it up her ass.

"Dude remember how my girlfriend wanted to have kids?"

"Yeah"

"Well instead of jizzing in her pussy i shoved my cock up her ass"

"You mean you gave her a Dirty Deciever? High Five!"

by The Dirty Deciever October 31, 2009

Sds(stand and deliver syndrome)

When a person goes into teaching or the care of poverty stricken young teens for the sole purpose of living out a savior complex. This syndrome is curable and the remedy is giving them enough time to interact with the disillusioned youth. They end up having petty arguments with most youth and picking a few favorites that are their vision of success.

Beckisha: I understand your situation and can save you!

Ron: Shut your mouth bitch and do your job.

Tyrell: I’ve accepted my fate and realized that the odds are stacked against me.

Raul:I gotta agree with Tyrell and Ron shut up and your just making it a more annoying stay.

Beckisha: Don’t you want to be indoctrinated into a system or movement?

Everyone: No, There’s nothing left to fight for might as well get high and skip school.

Tyrell: Seems like you got a pretty bad case of Sds(Stand and deliver syndrome).You seem to be putting a lot of priority into making us role model citizens. How bout you just shut up and make our downward spiral into the prison system and drug dependency a little more relaxing.

Beckisha: Fuck all of you

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022