delburt

Someone with no common sense; dumb;stupid

You're such a delburt for not getting that joke.

by Fgdotb July 22, 2015

Delbarton

a school for faggots, posers, and assholes. the biggest faggots drive blue durangos, orange challengers, and black mustangs.

do you go to delbarton?
yes.
what do you drive?
a bmw.
oh good, youre not a little fuck.

by imnotacheater June 3, 2011

Dilbert Moment

A situation in a technical workspace that would make a great Dilbert cartoon. Usually, you alone find the situation absurd and instigator is oblivious.

developer: "Here's my design for review".
boss: "I don't understand it. Does anybody else have an issues with it?"

One week later.

boss: "I think I've come up with a really good design."
developer: "Wait a minute. That's the design I sent you last week. This is frikn Dilbert Moment."

by gotChaos? September 26, 2010

Dalberth

A Dalberth is one who all the Males or Females, Generally females will want to peform sexual actions upon. A Dalberth is a Man or Women, typically a man who rejects all but the finest of women, usually only the 9's and 10's will be accepted by a Dalberth.

That girl is so lucky, she is dating Dalberth

by Relyzyz June 19, 2011

deeberto

A deeberto is a dude who brazialinizes his name into a singular handle in order to try and impress people with his soccer skills. Usually a men's leaguer who also has the latest and hottest gear, but sadly zero game.

Calvin: He check out the new player on the Gunners, damn those are some sweet kicks he's wearing. Could be a player.

Mark: Nah, he is just some deeberto trying to play the part. Odds are he's horrible.

by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013

dilbert

Derived from "Bert", which uses a standard penis, a Dilbert consists of doing anal with a dildo, taking the dildo out, and smearing the poop between the eyebrows of any witness, making them look like Bert from Bert & Ernie of Sesame Street.

"Jackie gave Chris a wicked Dilbert after they went to Narnia."

by Tony Burwinkel July 30, 2008

dilbert

Noun: One who skips important presentations and makes them up in front of a small group of people

Verb: To chicken out in front of a large number of people, be a self-obsessed jerk, etc.

Adjective: Quiet, intraverted, afraid, etc.

Go up; don't pull a dilbert with your speech.

Are you going to make this a dilbert party?

by Zzzzzzzzzz..... March 7, 2008