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Deadbeat Parent

A pitiful, disgusting coward who decides that their new house, or their hot new girlfriend/boyfriend, or the boredom they're enduring is more important than the well-being of the children they raised. They seem to think that once they cum, their responsibilities for the well-being of their children end. Their complement are single parents, some of whom are irresponsible and reckless but others of whom are courageous, brave, hard-working and loving (depending on the individual).
Most deadbeat parents are males, and thus make sexist arguments about the mothers being whores to pretend that their actions aren't their fault. A deadbeat father's best friends are beer, a car to flee in, his ex-girlfriend's own hard work (for which he'll never give her credit for) and legalized abortion. But there are deadbeat mothers too. Regardless of gender, all are the lowest form of animal life (next to child-molesters and racists).
The rates of starvation, crime, sexual assault, poverty, and just about every other bad thing on earth would go way down if we didn't have deadbeat parents who left their husband/wife on the street to fend for the family while they partied.
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks September 6, 2016
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Deadbeat Loser

A hard footed wandering creature that seeks shelter under bridges and overpasses, often found masturbating to images of the flying dog from the Never Ending Story.
Man 1: Hey look it's a Hobo!
Man 2: Dont be so rude TW, it's a Deadbeat Loser
Man 1: What do you mean?
Man 2: Hard soled creatures that masturbate to the dog from The Never Ending Story prefer the title "Deadbeat Loser"
Deadbeat Loser: Hey Man 1, please don't call me a Hobo
by Internet Dip Shit June 26, 2020
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The Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost

The kind of God that is in support of slavery, misogyny, genocide and various other things that turn people off religion.
"Go ye therefore, and pillage all nations, bastardizing them in the

name of the Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost"
--Matthew 28:19 (abridged by a very vocal atheist)
by The Logical Fallacy January 3, 2019
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Active Deadbeat

A person who has little to no involvement in the child’s life but yet comes around every once in a while to offer help and guidance.
Teacher: and Timmy How would you describe your father?
Timmy: well teach he an active deadbeat, he here but he’s not here
by HappyDaughter10 June 15, 2021
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deadbeat dad

A father, no longer living with his wife/girlfriend and child(ren), who refuses to pay child support.
A deadbeat dad who can't keep a shirt on his kid's back should be shot in the head.
by Dodger Of Zion July 11, 2003
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deadbeat dad

My Dad , MAYBE your dad , the guy next to you on the highway
by Femme Fatale 007 February 21, 2004
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Deadbeat dad

Knows his children have no food or money left but takes $600 to blow on a Vegas trip. 32 year old without a clue on how to be a man. Still smokes weed & gets addicted to any substance ever tried. Has no respect for his wife & disrespects the mother of his children in front of the children. Feels so guilty about how poorly he's treated his wife that he tries to assassinate her character. God forbid he ever have to be held accountable for his behavior.
Wife: We have no food or money left & ALL the bills are due
Deadbeat Dad: Here's $100, I'll keep the rest & go to Vegas
by Kileomama July 7, 2017
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