Dissolutionment

The redneck term for obtaining a legal dissolution from one's spouse.

I need to hire a lawyer to get a dissolutionment from my old lady.

by Legal Chick December 1, 2011

dissociadid

DissociaDID is a youtube channel dedicated to educating others about their mental health, specifically dissociative identity disorder.

"Yo dude, do you watch DissociaDID on youtube?"
"Yeah, I've learned a lot from their videos."

by not_snk December 11, 2020

Cocknitive Dissonance

When you are aroused by something that probably shouldn’t arouse you.

Person 1: I saw a picture of my grandma at the beach when she was younger, she used to be hot.

Person 2: Looks like a case of cocknitive dissonance

by ShadyMemeDealer97 May 20, 2018

deflective-dissonance

a last ditch tactic in either a debate, argument, and or social issue when a person(s) avoid answering a direct question with good and honest intentions, quote false facts, impugn others, and simply will not admit to the abundantly obvious question, fact, point, or truth. Because admitting to the point, would be defeat or they are wrong.

Joe-I'm overwhelmingly qualified. I have a degree in the field, managed the award winning team, and have the most experience of all the candidates, yet you only hire the white personnel, so you're a racist. Boss- I just go with my gut instinct on hiring, like the NFL. Joe-That's deflective-dissonance!

by Giancarlo Jones February 27, 2022

vaginal dissolvant

A ovray that dissovls your inner vigaimnal equiptment

"OH MY GOD GIRLY POP YOUR INNER VAG"
"Yeah my vag is dissolved i used vaginal dissolvant, Get some at ur drug store"
"ok lets keep fucking now"
"ah~"

by poosayfart October 25, 2022

shoe addiction dissorder

Buying shoes every minute of every day to the point that you cant afford pizza on tuesdays

RYAN STOP BUYING SHOES YOU HAVE A SHOE ADDICTION DISSORDER- Tali

by Ryanj123456789 June 19, 2019

Post-VR Dissonance

Post-VR Dissonance is a feeling users that are new to Virtual Reality devices often experience after using the console. Some feelings include feeling like you're remotely controlling yourself, a need to touch something to feel grounded, and possibly symptoms of Motion Sickness. After a few days the dissonance disappears and using VR and regular life become second nature. It is recommended to not use VR applications that use Joystick movement, high intensity games, or very long experiences in VR when one is new to the platform, as these can possibly worsen the effects of Post-VR Dissonance.

Clyde played a high intensity VR game the first day he used his headset, and felt Post-VR Dissonance because of it.

by M. D, VR Enthusiast August 16, 2020