Haagen dazed

eating tubs of random haagen dazs ice cream all night long and become an ice cream zombie the next morn.

i was playing video games all night long and now I'm Haagen Dazed.

by Carlidious January 1, 2008

Dizzed out

When a person walks into a room lighter than the one they were currently in, you often get 'dizzed out' - causing you to fall over and generally feel dizzy - this also can happen when you stand up quickly from being sat down for a long time, or when you go on the computer as soon as you wake up.

Woman: yesterday I like totally dizzed out on my cousin, her house is like too light compared to mine!

by LittleDrMayHem August 4, 2010

Dick-dazzeled

Dick-dazzeled is is what happens when one passes out and their girlfriend pastes plastic jewels to either one or all of the following male sex organs:
penis-shaft, penis-head, penis-hole, testicles, or the taint.

The friction created from the plastic jewels, I was dick-dazzeled with, caused my bitch to bleed all over the back of my el-camino.

I noticed the hoe in front of me at yoga class had blood dripping from her vagina-dentata area, but further research concluded her man roughly used his dick-dazzeled junk to rip the skin off of the inner lining of her uterus.

by A-Town Chump November 15, 2013

dazed

Mixed up in the head. Feeling similar to being punched in the temple about 4 times.

DAZEd????2s

by larstait October 13, 2003

brazel dazzel

a faggot who is often seen bitching about people not being christianlike and/or explaining to girls how he doesnt understand them then asking to date

Look ryan's after laura agian...
omg...that stupid ass brazel dazzel will never learn...

by jb September 12, 2005

dazed

Usually use to describe when a person is excited, shocked, confused, worn-out and/or having adrenaline rush.

#1: Did you saw the fight?
#2: Yea, I was there.
#1: I was about to record it, but I was so dazed out.

by 408maybe_baybee April 8, 2008

Dazed

when a female you just met, leaves your message on seen or delivered.

mark: so did you text her yet ?

marcus: yeah but she dazed me bro .

by swagbb October 2, 2018