Daylight's Raping Time 

When the world is forced to move their clocks forward an hour, for a generally unknown reason. Mostly, to piss off people who value sleep and not being at work or school.

"ugh...I gotta turn my alarm clock forward..god damn daylight saving time..."

"I know! it's more like Daylight's raping time, for real, for real."

"word."

Daylight's Raping Time by Madaoxsama March 14, 2010

Daylight Phobia 

The rare phobia which describes the condition of being terrified of being awake at sunrise at the end of a night out.

Extreme cases see affected individuals go home in the middle of an outstanding DJ set, possibly even before a big drop.

Daisy: Chaz can I come with you to watch Jamie Jones at Fabric.
Chaz: No Daisy, Im not having your Daylight Phobia get in the way of a potentially classic evening.

Daylight Phobia by DD-N October 27, 2011

Daylight Saving Time 

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.

Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?

Daylight Saving Time by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019

Daylight Savings Time Party 

Cheska’s invention.

A Daylight Savings Time party is similar to a New Years party, but on daylight savings.

Daylight Savings Time Party by RebYizTheShiz September 23, 2019

Daylight Curtains 

Blackout curtains when defined by an moron.

That parrot won’t stop chirping, trick him into thinking it’s nighttime with some daylight curtains!

Daylight Curtains by anonymous October 4, 2020

Daylight Savings Time 

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.

me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time

Daylight Savings Time by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023

Daylight Psychological Dread

Daylight Psychological Dread
noun

The feeling of slow, creeping fear that occurs when everything is visible, calm, and beautiful—yet your body knows something is wrong. A genre where reassurance fails, daylight offers no protection, and the viewer realizes they are part of what’s happening simply by watching.

A24's Midsommar is daylight psychological dread before it meets horror. Everything is bright and colorful but I feel awful inside.

Daylight Psychological Dread by Near Land January 12, 2026