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Wood daver

A mysterious product of unknown origins invented by Strong Sad upon consumption of two heaping spoonfuls of Sanka in his orange juice.
by Smit December 16, 2003
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Davers

A nickname for someone who thinks he's better than everyone else when he's really not.
"Hey! Did you see that kid today? he was so stuck up!"
"Well, what did you expect? He's a Davers"
by LAAAAAtika May 3, 2009
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DaveCrave

Derived from the term "Adamgasm".

Also known as "CookieCrave"

A term used when in serious need of anything to do with David Cook and/or his music and/or his awesomeness
Aw man, I am in a serious stage of davecrave...

Dude, I have cookiecrave...
by Discombubblized June 6, 2009
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daverstation

The damage inflicted by a person called Dave.
There was some seriouse daverstation in the mall the other day.
by davenspot May 17, 2010
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Daveinate

Day-vi-nate Verb. To absolutely dominate, own or command a situation.
Mate, check out the Daveinator! He totally just daveinated me at that game of 'Cheat'.
by squid72 December 9, 2012
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Daveish

1. Of or relating to, being a Douche.

2. A pejorative term for an individual that is acting arrogant, obnoxious, or selfish.
3. An action that clearly deserves a Karmic Bitch Slap.

4. The description of an act that is/was Douchetastic.
You might be Daveish if you:

1. Lean into a baseball pitch and allow it to hit you, then charge the mound.

2. Strike out a 7 year old in Wiffle Ball and then rub it in their face by prancing around like a Soccer Player who just scored a goal in the World Cup.

3. Call your Cousin's wife a whore.

4. Break up a no-hitter in baseball, in the 9th inning, with a bunt.

5. Use the last square of Toilet Paper and do not replace the roll, leaving the next squatter to fend for themselves.

6. Create and then reinforce a douchey nickname for yourself like, "Da Hammer."

7. Are seen in public; rocking a Soul Patch, Drinking a Jagerbomb, sporting a spray tan, Pointing at cameras in photos, wearing a Seashell Necklace, rocking Shutter Glasses, wearing Flip Flops while also wearing a sweater, having blond tipped hair, and popping collars.
by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss November 9, 2012
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Daevir

He loves Satan, bitches, and exploring the astral with his dick out. He plays cards in his free time along with Touch the Penis. He believes it is fun for the whole family and uses it as a true bonding experience. He likes drugs, mostly weed and shrooms, but isn't afraid of a sniff or two of blow.
dat nigga daevir
by Xeidious September 28, 2015
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