Online dater

7 year old: ABC FOR BFRIEND

6 year old girl: ABC

6 and 7 year olds: does it real good

Other kids: ew wth are they doing

Me: trolls od’ers

This is sadly true

I’m gonna make out with you in this kids game... I’m an online dater

by Robloxdefinitions July 6, 2019

Backseat dater

Applies to those friends who are way too involved in your love life.
Female: what is she/he like? (wishes to know all details on all levels, including your reactions and responses, her/his reactions and responses, future plans, current communication issues; are your needs being met?)
Male: did you get laid?

That Sophia wants to know everything about my dates, she is such a backseat dater. She needs to get out more.

by OrangeDiva October 24, 2007

deather

A person who thinks that President Obama was not only born outside of the united states, but also believes that he faked killing Osama Bin Laden to gain publicity and make the "birther" debate go away.

JIMBO:(Birther) Ill tell ya right now billy bob, that son of o gone barry oboma want even born here, hes lying, bigger than shit. Plus he is a colered fella

BILLY BOB: (deather)I think your right Jimbo, I would even reckon he made that hole thing up about killing that feller bin laden.

by rpalkie May 27, 2011

Dathen

Variation of the biblical Dathan. Typically a name given to a logical individual who will look to logic and sense rather than blindly following faith. Kind, intelligent, and goodhearted, individuals named Dathen are frequently focused on social and individual justice.

That guy Dathen sure knows his law.

by notbigspring February 8, 2010

Habber Dasher

habber dasher is when you run around a chick with your cock out and slapping it with her as you run around the circle

me and my girlfind were trying new things and its called habber dasher

by a funny kid February 11, 2009

daterapeface

One who possesses the face of a date rapist

That dude has daterapeface!

by Petter-Niklas August 16, 2008

Deather

An individual, often a disgruntled birther, who, under the impression that nothing good for America is allowed to happen while Barack Obama is President of the United States, believes either one of two things regarding the death of Osama Bin Laden:

a) He is not actually dead.

b) He was killed a long time and was kept on ice should the administration ever need a political distraction.

Deather - "He ain't dead until I see his corpse."

(I wish I was joking.)

by magzillas May 31, 2011