Data Jew

A person who is overly cautious when using their cell phone data plan.
Kevin: Hey Robyn, can you check the weather on your phone?
Robyn: Yeah right, I ain't got data for all that. They only give me 10GB/month!
Kevin: Damn it Robyn, your such a data Jew!
by rack city bitch January 21, 2016
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Data Pimp

A Person who deals with corrupt databases- potentially corrupts them even more before totally fixing everything because he/she PIMPED THAT BITCH OUT!
This data is like a whorehouse of mistakes and corruption but luckily I am a Data Pimp so I will just need some cash in advance before I fix it. Give me Yo Money!
by Jobert_Fresh May 06, 2011
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data date

A date that comes about from meeting someone online. The term is taken from the 1981 song "Computer Love" by Kraftwerk.
I'm going on a data date with that girl I met on MySpace.
by Nick Sherman May 02, 2008
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Data Wrangler

Any member of personnel (often IT) who's job deals extensively with the manipulation, transfer, or control of databases or the like
Hey Jimbo, The server just crashed again. Better call up the Data Wranglers so they know this problem is consistant.
by pythonspam May 13, 2004
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data diddling

Data diddling is the changing of data before or during entry into the computer system. Examples include forging or counterfeiting documents used for data entry and exchanging valid disks and tapes with modified replacements.
he face legal issue because he did data diddling for crime related data
by aboola April 01, 2013
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data dump

When someone sends you a mess of files via ftp or email without explanation, expecting you to make sense of them.
That prick just took a data dump on my desktop. I have no idea what all this crap is.
by Quasimofo January 15, 2007
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data transfer

The act of transfering an arbitrary amount of bodily excrement between two consenting parties, done so by the following series of precise maneuvers.
Party A first kneels on the ground, and bends his/her head over to touch the floor so that their asshole is facing straight up, preferably stretched open.
Party B then sits on top of Party A, such that the assholes of both parties involved are directly aligned. At this point, either or both parties proceed to defocate into each other, the idea being that the fecal "data" is "transfered" from one body to the other, as would actual computer data.
1. Erin wants to please Ben on his birthday, however she is currently on her period. Instead of sex, however, she decides to open a data transfer between her and Dan, so that Ben can watch until he is satisfied.

2. When Stuarts mother found large smears of warm brown shit all over his bedsheets, she realized that her son in fact was into data transfers, just as she and her husband had suspected.
by Chris, Brian, and Oscar May 31, 2006
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