Danimal

The alter-ego of your friend Dan. Usually brought about by his almost superhero ability to consume excessive amounts of alcohol aided by a seemingly impossible use of illegal drugs that sometimes last for days. Recognizable behavioral characteristics of The Danimal is an increased ability to obnoxiously call you out on your bullshit, encourage group participation in long party binges, speak out loud the things most people won't -simply to create a sense uncomfortableness and weirdness. Quiet simply, The Danimal, is an unstoppable force which you can join for an incredible adventure that will test your limits of mental stimulation, sexual exploration and substance abuse. If a Danimal is discovered near you, either participate, run, or play dead. Do NOT attempt to argue or confront The Danimal as his mental prowess will leave you crying and questioning your sense of self. The best advice: Let the Danimal be Danimal, join the fun and don't be a little bitch.

If the Danimal is there, you might want to warn your friends.

by marketingdan December 17, 2017

Danshmay

A mixture of the name Dante and shmay. Not to be confused with raging homo.

Guy # 1 Hey Dante want to go skateboarding?

Danshmay - *retarded noise

Guy #2 I sit on the toilet for too long and my butthole hurts

by Aaronlevy12 June 2, 2018

Danimal

One who enjoys being a spot to the opposing gender. Occasionally the trousers will be removed. This is referred to as "overtime."

"Every minute on the minute ladies" - danimal

by snatchgod101 October 9, 2018

Danimal

One who enjoys spotting the opposing gender. Occasionally trousers will be removed. This is referred to as "overtime."

"Every minute on the minute ladies" - danimal

by snatchgod101 October 9, 2018

Danisms

The use of words in the form of Daniel language. The majority of these words being his own gay thoughts or loud outbursts. These kinds of hilarious terms seem to be like the Chad's gay cousin Dan.

Seem's those Danisms are getting in the way again.

by MsBugg98 September 9, 2019

DanJimmy

when Dan sucks my Jimmy artificially

DanJimmy is the greatest!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 19, 2020

danism

Danists practice sleeping with on socks on and riding bikes without helmets.

A religion founded by the greatest Dani that lives in the eastern continental part of the United States. In Dani the God We Trust.

Danism’s god is named dani and she is native-mexican-brazilian-italian and has a great sense of humor and believes everyone should be equal no matter what she is strong brave but ugly

i do not believe in god and jesus but i believe in dani that is why i am danism

by iamnitblackxo193 October 22, 2020