1 definition by marketingdan
The alter-ego of your friend Dan. Usually brought about by his almost superhero ability to consume excessive amounts of alcohol aided by a seemingly impossible use of illegal drugs that sometimes last for days. Recognizable behavioral characteristics of The Danimal is an increased ability to obnoxiously call you out on your bullshit, encourage group participation in long party binges, speak out loud the things most people won't -simply to create a sense uncomfortableness and weirdness. Quiet simply, The Danimal, is an unstoppable force which you can join for an incredible adventure that will test your limits of mental stimulation, sexual exploration and substance abuse. If a Danimal is discovered near you, either participate, run, or play dead. Do NOT attempt to argue or confront The Danimal as his mental prowess will leave you crying and questioning your sense of self. The best advice: Let the Danimal be Danimal, join the fun and don't be a little bitch.
by marketingdan December 17, 2017