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Danish land mine

Also known as LEGO bricks, tbey are non explosive but can still cause extraordinary pain and suffering
Person: Watch out a Danish land mine!
Person 2: wha? ARGH FUCK
by DragonDan March 23, 2019
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Poon Danish

That morning pussy. Poon danish is enjoyed most when you roll over and wake her up by eating that pussy good before anything else. Breakfast of champions.
I was late too work. Stopped off for a poon danish.

There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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Anus Danish

During the act of anal sex the giver pulls out of the taker just before his sweet release. He then shoots his load all over the takers anus and proceeds to spackle the jism around the butthole making it look like a freshly glazed danish.
Due to my recent diagnosis of type 2 diabetes I now satisfy my sweet tooth my giving out anus danishes.
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danish curlers

a female's breasts that peak at the nipple (like the Matterhorn) and protrude outward like a ducks' stance, while remaining a fair distance apart from one another. Distance between each breast varies from 4-6 inches. However, in extreme cases, each breast can appear to be it's own entity, as if they're trying to run away from eachother. Bra required in order to give off the appearance of a normal chest.
CB, who also got a gnarly ass tat the other day, has quite a vivacious set of danish curlers.

"Dog, that slampiece's danish curlers are extra sloppy. Minimum 8 inches separation bro... Whoa"

"That bitch got some fujatitties (few-juh-tit-ees)"
by PHAMWITATATONDATAZZ August 16, 2009
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Danish

The citizens and language of Denmark. Often used synonymous with "hot", "awesome" or just "genious".
1. So, is he hot?
-He is Danish.
-Oh, I see, nice going girl!

2. Is it genious or just very clever?
-Its Danish.
-OH, wow..I wish I was Danish too.
by bookworm2000 June 2, 2008
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Danish

Danish is the language spoken in Denmark. Many Norwegian and Swedish speakers also understand Danish.

Only few words differs from Norwegian, but the pronunciation is very different. You can say Danish is Norwegian spoken with your mouth full of mashed potatoes.
"Dude, the Norwegian guy ate mashed potatoes during our conversation. It sounded Danish"
by danishguy19 March 7, 2010
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Danish Wrap

When your chosen bed partner cooks up some bacon, wraps your penis in it and jerks you off using the warm bacon.
Man I had Suzy around last night and she gave me a mean Danish wrap...

Dude your sick!
by The kiwi strikes again March 30, 2010
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