Dane Cook

Made a hilarious and classic comedy album named Harmful If Swallowed and a terrific Comedy Central Presents. He then released a CD called Retaliation with twice the CDs and half the comedy. Promised fans a cool bonus for pre-ordering this CD from Comedy Central's website. The bonus: a cheap aluminum dog-tag necklace. At about this time became a self-promoting ego-maniac who can't shut up about how many MySpace friends he has and how many comedy records he's broken.

Man, remember how cool the old Dane Cook was? Yeah, let's hope he joins us here on earth again someday.

by ComFan September 7, 2007

Dane Cook

Talented, intelligent, creative, funny, and a hard working human being. Now known as one of the "greats" of comedy, he continues to push himself to be successful in other alley ways of life. From comedy, to acting, to singing, to guitar playing, to broadway his talents are endless. He's living his dream and haters can't stand it.

Human #1: "What made you write this story?"

Human #2: "I have an infinite fuse of inspiration and imagination when Dane Cook is apart of the creation."

Human #2: "Wow, that's deep."

Human #1: "I know, I can't help it."

by Unicornically Speaking February 22, 2011

Dane Cook

Adjective: Unfortunate / To a degree of the lowest caliber.

"Dane Cook blocked me. Because Any time something bad happened to me I compared it to him." - Reddit user u/Dontneedanything

"I got fired today. This is really the Dane Cook of days."

by lemmeseeificanhitthecharacterl May 2, 2021

Dane Cook

the most awesome comic like ever! he made 2 hit cds retalliation, and harmful if swallowed. hes superduper funny, check him out on Youtube if you get a chance

Dane Cook is fucking funny.

by s;isuij August 20, 2006

Dane Cook

One of the funniest mutha fuckas I've ever seen. Enough said.

Dane Cook was on last night, I almost peed my pants.

by mysterygirlthatyouwillneverkno December 6, 2009

Dane Cook

One of the best comedians known in the 21st century. And if your actually stupid enough to think he's not funny...stfu

Guy 1: You like dane cook?
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: he sucks
Guy 2: stfu.

by girl175897 January 18, 2009

Dane Cook

1. Comedian/Actor
-BAMF
-Funny
-Amazing
-Sexy

2. A way to say someone has a Nice ass.

1. I was watching Dane Cook's Vicious Circle last night on Comedy Central. I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants.

2. Man, Austin has a Dane Cook ass.

by ashtastic August 4, 2008