clisbee

involuntary spooning of someone or something while drunk.

Dude, Jared clisbeed me all night, even after I elbowed him.

by ErikHadjan February 7, 2008

Calisphere

The word defining the two hemispheres of California. Southern California and Northern California.

Dude 1: Dude which Calisphere did your girlfriend say she was from?

Dudette 1: You seen dat ass? She from SoCal.

Dudette 2: But her tumbleweave says she from NorCal, particularly Oakland.

by CanIPaPa?! June 28, 2010

Calishot

When you pour a delicious pitcher of miller lite down an ass crack and the beer mixes with booty juices to form a special sauce and you guzzle it down,frequently a Friday night practice in Southern California bars , sometimes getting a snuff crut stuck in your throat .
Rob choked on a snuff crut while doing a Calishot at the barmacy.

Rob choked on a snuff crut while doing a Calishot at the barmacy while on vacation in LA.

by Dollie Pop January 18, 2012

clisp

Wholly cleaned and sanitary; having applied rubbing alcohol. Clean plus Crisp. Spotless.

I just cleaned the bathroom for 3 hours, and it is clisp in there.

by nadja m September 25, 2020

cyclistmotosis

A cyclist who has cycled a bicycle more than a thousand hours

Random person on a side walk " that person has cyclistmotosis"

Cyclist "I cycled a bicycle more than a thousand hours"

by habibnaquib April 6, 2022

ninja cyclist

someone who operates a bicycle in dark or low light conditions with no lights or reflectors and usually wearing dark clothing. Ninja cyclists typically ride against traffic and/or on sidewalks in violation of local laws.

(after slamming on brakes) "I didnt even see that ninja cyclist blow that stop sign. I could have hit him"

by Bike Man November 3, 2009

keen cyclist

Someone that owns or once owned a bicycle but rarely (if ever) used it. They will often refer to their keenness for cycling when stepping in on a debate between motorist and cyclist to offer support to the motorist.

The keen cyclists main objective is to provide backup for motorists and tell actual cyclists they are wrong.

"As a keen cyclist myself I disagree. It’s important cyclists know how to share road with drivers."

by Not a keen cyclist August 12, 2021