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cyberbate

The act of masturbation in front of ones computer, or to have cybersex
I must go cyberbate with my girlfriend who live's two thousand miles away
by joe reppert April 8, 2004
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Cyberathlete

Someone with such exceptional skills at computer games that they are considered a professional, competes in tournaments for great sums of money, and may represent his/her country in some sort of Multiplayer Olympics. Athlete is used in its broadest possible term here, as they are not known for their physical strength or ability. May possibly be referred to in the near future as "CyberAthl33t".
"That guy is a athlete? Are you sure, he looks like a nerd, only somehow even geekier!?"

"Yes, I am an athlete. I play games, which somehow counts as a sport and physical recreation, even thought the most exercise I get is opening soft drinks and periodically scratching my ass."

Nerd: My hero!
Normal Person: Since when is Counter Strike a sport?
Professional Athlete: Cyber what?
by Digital Messiah August 22, 2003
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cyberdude

Cyberdude is a queer
by cal December 13, 2003
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cyberathlete

a computer freak who has spent 8 hours a day or more getting good at a computer game. They can then compete for money in competitions held around the world.
All of the cyberathletes brought their own computers to the event.
by jay_121985 August 17, 2003
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cybernating

Original definition: To control (an industrial process) by computer, as per Free Dictionary...and just as I thought i came up with something original, uh, I guess that's one of the drawbacks of sharing cyberspace with a cybillion or so others, however not the word, but my interpretation thereof differs, significantly, albeit hybernating in cyberspace.
You've been beary busy cybernating lately.
by Hercolena Oliver May 15, 2008
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cyberathlete

An oxymoron to no end. An athlete is one who participates in a physical sport.

Games are exactly the opposite, you fucking losers. Get a life.
Get off of your fucking ass and stop trying to use excuses to call yourself an athlete.
by whatever August 22, 2003
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