the act of a sports watcher, usually throned on a couch, loudly yelling orders (like a coach) at a tv screen as if the players could/would change their behavior given the expertise of the (usually drunk) sport watcher
Father: WTF ARE YOU DOING RUNNING THE GOD DAMN BALL ON 3rd AND 3
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass
by the_adam_bomb30 February 1, 2017
Get the Couching mug.A group of rather unhygenic and unattractive students at the Illinios Mathematics and Science Academy who spend a majority (if not all) of their free time sitting, standing, laying, or sleeping on or in the vicinity of the area near the History Office containing the "Couches". Couchies tend to be loud and annoying and very opinionated. And hairy. Especially the girls. Couchies cannot be considered people.
Today I walked past what I thought was a dumpster but it turned out to be a large group of couchies.
by Amazingmanmanman December 14, 2008
Get the couchies mug.Cuchi means Vigina .. and so Cuchi shop means where you can get some vigina, meaning where you can use some vigina. Meaning a brothel.
This name appeared in Nicki Minaj's single "Cuchi Shop" in her mixed album "Sucka Free".
The song lyrics went like this-
"First I take they order at the Cuchi Shop
Then I send 'em a girl that can make her coochie pop
And then I smuggle all my money through the cuchi spot"
Basically meaning- take the order, as in take the type of prostitute one wants. The prostitutes get their payment through their vagina, as they let the guests use their vagina ( pussy ) to earn money,
This name appeared in Nicki Minaj's single "Cuchi Shop" in her mixed album "Sucka Free".
The song lyrics went like this-
"First I take they order at the Cuchi Shop
Then I send 'em a girl that can make her coochie pop
And then I smuggle all my money through the cuchi spot"
Basically meaning- take the order, as in take the type of prostitute one wants. The prostitutes get their payment through their vagina, as they let the guests use their vagina ( pussy ) to earn money,
Friend 1: Hey wanna go somewhere wild?
Friend 2: where?
Friend 1: It involves getting rid of your virginity
Friend 2: Prostitute house? A brothel?
Friend 1: Bingo!a Cuchi Shop!!
Friend 2: where?
Friend 1: It involves getting rid of your virginity
Friend 2: Prostitute house? A brothel?
Friend 1: Bingo!a Cuchi Shop!!
by Madam3000 June 2, 2013
Get the Cuchi Shop mug.The act of engaging in promiscuous activities on living room furniture. Such as making love and having sex on a couch. Also could mean getting fingered or giving a hand job on a couch.
Oh my god! Did you hear that Nick and Kim were couching last night, while Kim's mother was in the other room working?!
by NickJonasForReal January 30, 2009
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