your favorite daily customer who comes into the store AT LEAST once a day who you look forward to seeing so much you show up to your shift!
(mostly applies to the partners at Starbucks!) :)
(mostly applies to the partners at Starbucks!) :)
alex: guess who came in last night when you werent closing?
mish: grande mocha??!!!
alex: duh! the customer crush of your life!
mish: grande mocha??!!!
alex: duh! the customer crush of your life!
by mish5253 August 12, 2008
A service that a company provides to individuals. 90% of what customer service representatives deal with are people known as idiots. These idiots are losers, whiners and no do-gooders that have nothing else to do with their time.
by Nicholas Bundy February 16, 2005
n. This is a person who provides a type of customer service to another person in some sort of technical or data-interpretation role. Most commonly these people are found in various types of call centers and have fancy titles other than 'customer servant'.
At our location we have various forms of customer servants:
Relationship Manager, Proactive Service Manager, Proactive Sales, Help Desk and others.
Relationship Manager, Proactive Service Manager, Proactive Sales, Help Desk and others.
by Chariot Sideswipe June 6, 2007
A (young) person, typically a middle- or a highschooler who has dyed hair, piercings, accessories etc. (edgy looking) Looks like when people make custom characters in video games that are out of place.
The expression started being used in 2021 in 2nd Gymnasium, Osijek, Croatia
The expression started being used in 2021 in 2nd Gymnasium, Osijek, Croatia
by niftyidiot February 2, 2022
Specialized work done to a car such as rust, falling off bumper, no paint left, at least 15 years old, stinks like crap, bald tires, backfiring engine, broken tail/head lights, missing hub caps, and broken/cracked windows covered up by plastic bags. These cars are usually found in Detroit.
by Minimusmax May 15, 2009
A dumbfuck customer who asks stupid questions and wants to prank the waiter at a restaurant. They then wonder why the waiter looks at them as if they were fucked in the head.... The moral of the story... THE WAITER'S JOB IS TO BE RESPECTED!
Customer Tool 1: "Can you please see if you have diabeteic dessert?" (giggling to other douche bag tools at their table)
Customer Tool 2: Do you have a camera you can lend us?
Customer 3: Do you have a kid's playroom? (At a fine dining restaurant where the restaurant is not there for a child's entertainment- a park is across the road)
Waiter: I have to respect your jobs, so respect mine- BIATCH! Do I look like fuckin' Kodak?
Customer Tool 2: Do you have a camera you can lend us?
Customer 3: Do you have a kid's playroom? (At a fine dining restaurant where the restaurant is not there for a child's entertainment- a park is across the road)
Waiter: I have to respect your jobs, so respect mine- BIATCH! Do I look like fuckin' Kodak?
by Snezzle July 4, 2010
is a re-offender. someone who is not intelligent , keeps committing the same crimes. this repeat customer has purchased alot of services from the policy enforcement companys, jails, prisons, the BAR , and the courts.
a customer is a slippery fish to catch.
this is why the ''fish'' was drawn on john podestas hand and on the other hand a ''14''; for the National debt.
location of the debtor; the u.s. is a foreign corporation with respect to a state . the u.s. is located in the district of columbia. the usa is also an insolvent corporation (zombie) that has been continueing to operate. this is why it is important to get as many ''repeat customers'' into the system to make money off of them. and also to elimnate debt (14.4 National debtor citizen) anyone that is costing the corporation money is an unwanted expense, a liability , a threat to the financial well being of the u.s. . and that is terrifying. my friends this war is on humanity , so try not to be a customer, especially a repeat customer nor a debt, cuz thats a threat , and that is terryfying; and the war on terror (humanity) (anyone that costs and does not make money more that they consume ,,, is on the kill list
a customer is a slippery fish to catch.
this is why the ''fish'' was drawn on john podestas hand and on the other hand a ''14''; for the National debt.
location of the debtor; the u.s. is a foreign corporation with respect to a state . the u.s. is located in the district of columbia. the usa is also an insolvent corporation (zombie) that has been continueing to operate. this is why it is important to get as many ''repeat customers'' into the system to make money off of them. and also to elimnate debt (14.4 National debtor citizen) anyone that is costing the corporation money is an unwanted expense, a liability , a threat to the financial well being of the u.s. . and that is terrifying. my friends this war is on humanity , so try not to be a customer, especially a repeat customer nor a debt, cuz thats a threat , and that is terryfying; and the war on terror (humanity) (anyone that costs and does not make money more that they consume ,,, is on the kill list
''repeat customers'' into the system to make money off of them. and also to elimnate debt (14.4 National debtor citizen) anyone that is costing the corporation money is an unwanted expense, a liability , a threat to the financial well being of the u.s. . and that is terrifying. my friends this war is on humanity , so try not to be a customer, especially a repeat customer nor a debt, cuz thats a threat , and that is terryfying; and the war on terror (humanity) (anyone that costs and does not make money more that they consume ,,, is on the kill list
by Russiagates Semantics September 9, 2021