cucking funt

fucking cunt, say it infront of ur mum when u aint allowed 2 swear

mum u cucking funt. eat my betty swallocks

by mitz & bullet March 21, 2004

cucking fold

How one might type the phrase, "fucking cold" in order to defeat the inbuilt censor found on many online BBSs and fora (the correct pluralisation of the word forum) or to throw your parents for a loop when text messaging them.

It is similar in principle to using the phrase, "ducking fisgusted" instead of, "fucking disgusted."

{On an SMS text session}
Mom: Jessica, can you swing by the store on your way in and get taper powels, poliet taper, light blubs, and kăt fūd?
{Jessica}: Sorry mom, it's cucking fold out here and I'm coming home straight away!

by Telephony December 2, 2018

Cola cucking

The act of taking your friends wife or girlfriend into a bar bathroom and using a pipe to jet rum and cola into her rectum, then forcing her to shit into a container, and using the mixture as a lubricant for violent sex.

Lily:"Take me to the doctor, I got a yeast infection because me and John were Cola Cucking last night at the bar."
Hannah: "ok, Jesus."

by ZeroPointPortal September 25, 2017

culinarium

Noun. (kyoo-lih-NAIR-ee-um.) A cafeteria containing only the finest of foods. May not exist yet.

I want to go to a culinarium so badly! Watching all of these Food Network TV shows is really getting to me!

by G. Thomas April 22, 2008

culinary boner

Stimulation that occurs when extremely excited by the food one is about to consume.

Oh damn man, this looks so good I just got a culinary boner.

by Kmtret14 December 18, 2008

Cullinan

Somebody who operates at high speeds for days

slow down you faggot, you are acting like a Cullinan

by Sam Ashworth September 22, 2003

culking

Mindlessly watching television in sort of a zombie like trance, unbreakable by almost any distractions.

You're gonna have to yell louder than that honey, they're culking.

by PAK65 July 9, 2011