Caketease

Someone who sells bake goods but doesn't deliver to your house.

*Phone Call*
Person Ordering: "Hey Mate can I order a sponge cake?"
Baker: "Sure! That's $20 pick up"

Person Ordering: "Don't You deliver?????"
Baker: "No"
Person Ordering: "What a fucking caketease."

by Colin-Asian-Faggot March 11, 2013

cureton

the main guy who throws money at low life amigos! Arriba!

you owe me money fool!i am no longer the cureton i am the hulk!

by John Smithy September 25, 2006

Culette

Culette is a spanish street term that means assface

Shut up daddy yankee u fucking culette

by rifleviejo January 23, 2009

cukeubine

a cucumber that becomes a woman's sex slave.

Use of cukeubines is illegal in all fifty states.

by Cootie August 22, 2006

caketits

When something is so good the only way to describe it is caketits. Being used a lot on facebook & twitter as #CakeTits recently.

You need to try this drink its caketits! Your moms caketits. That dinner was caketits. Check her out over there she is 100% caketits.

by caketitsfounder August 19, 2014

caketaker

1. someone who takes cakes

2. someone who is instrumental in the removal of cakes

1. he is taking cakes, therefore he is a caketaker

2. oh shit stop that fucking caketaker he is removing my cakes

by adam h March 1, 2005

caketastrophe

A cake or cake-like dessert, such as a cupcake or delectable cookie-cake, that represents, inspires, or responds to a catastrophe. Such artistic desserts were first imagined in the salons of late-18th century Paris during discussions of the plight of the Sans-culottes. The oft-repeated "let them eat cake" reflected the aristocratic belief that the Parisian poor should indulge in cakestrophe so that they might come to understand the futility of resisting the will of the Second Estate. Because the discourse of these educated salon-frequenters was primarily grounded in esoteric cake theory and not in practice, caketastrophe remained a largely conceptual dessert until the innovations of Brown University undergraduates in the fall of 2007. These brave students, inspired by the work of Hemmingway and certain gay fantasies, struggled against the forces of uncooperative frosting and poorly calibrated dorm ovens to produce the first recorded caketastrophes.

Dude 1: "Why does your cake resemble mutilated genitals?"
Dude 2: "Haven't you ever heard of a caketastrophe before?"
Dude 1: "No"
Dude 2: "I guess this is the end of our friendship"
Dude 1: "Yeah"

by JBagley December 14, 2007