cucumber

A mess that isn't as big as a pickle.

"Oh snap, we're in a pickle."
"Naw, man. Don't sweat it, This is just a cucumber."

by Squirrel Overlord October 8, 2004

cucumberman

a man who shoved a red cucumber up his ass. he now patrols the city of titti caca in hopes to find his sidekick jerky off lad. his only power is the ability to steal cucumbers from farmers markets and shove them up anybody's ass.

Tom: oh shit cucumberman shoved a cucumber up my ass
Greg: at least captain pineapple didn't get you. i think i'm still bleeding

by Duck in a Hole July 23, 2016

cucumber conversation

when somebody is having a sarcastic but very funny conversation.

Friend 1: yes, i am a tree, of course.
Friend 2: this is a very cucumber conversation.

by nk39385 January 18, 2021

cucumbernimbus

A sarcastically bad mispelling of the word cumulonimbus, a type of cloud.

I hate learning about clouds. Everything's so boring. I don't have time for this cucumbernimbus bullsh*t.

by Thomas's things July 7, 2021

Salty Cucumber

Dick, Penis, Schlong, Johnson

Sylwia loved Chris' salty cucumber so much although the doctors were very concerned with the sores

by SanderVO August 17, 2016

Cucumbre

A small gang that originated in the Apartment Complex of York Creek, in the Northwest Side of Grand Rapids, Michigan.

Ay C your the 14th. member of Cucumbre.

by QuiteFineI'dSay July 13, 2018

Cuckleberry

Someone who is a cuck but also an extremely unintelligent and a vegetable like person.

Your a hecking cuckleberry kate

by T Jeff January 3, 2020