cockpit

The most happening place in Martinez.

The Cockpit is a wonderful place to have a drink and a chat. Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.

by Stephen Ostermiller January 16, 2004

Cockpit Trouble

A euphemism used to politely describe a situation where an apparent malfunction is caused by the operator instead of the machine.

(Also "Cockpit Problems")

Person #1: "Jim says he can't get the new copier to work."

Person #2: "It must be cockpit trouble. It has been working fine for me."

by zboss April 27, 2009

Cockpit

Someone who is not right wing or left wing. so in the space between the two wings, therefore-cockpit .

Guy 1: Mate your a good friend but you are cockpit.

Guy 2: oh yeh, well your half cast!
But I love you.

by Max a May 2, 2014

Cockpit

When a woman allows a certain of number of penises into her Vagina, normally 3 or more, her vagina is then nicknamed a cockpit for being a hole where numerous penises go. In short, a cockpit, is a slut's vagina.

Damn, that whore had a loose cockpit. If only she had some self control and didn't have to screw every man she calls a boyfriend.

by big pimpin111 April 23, 2014

cockpit

v. to insert an erect penis into the armpit of another for sexual pleasure, possibly in the case of more conventional sexual practices being unavailable.

"I'm not on the pill, you'll just have to cockpit me."

by anonymousbastard October 3, 2014

Cockpit

The space under your balls in front of your asshole

Dude Jenny was giving me head last night and she was all up in my cockpit

by Gayerthangays February 26, 2015

Cockpit Dingle Diver

When a womans vag is so loose you physically fall into her void

"Are you sure youre a virgin Virginia Mae?"
"Why yes I am Gregory"
(Spreads legs, inserts tip but falls into the void)
"Why....HOT DAMN woman! You tryna kill me? Got damn Cockpit Dingle Diver in your crotch magnet"

by z4120 March 19, 2017