Ctfu

Crackin The Fuck Up

bbyVee : You Funny As Shit, CTFU !

bbyNia : Bitch, Im Not Even Half-Way Through Wat Happened Yet, And You Already Think Shit Funny ! CTFU ,

by BeeeeJayeee May 16, 2010

CTFD

It means Chill The F*** Down, or Calm The F*** Down, usually used when one person gets mad at something simple, which wasn't meant to insult. Also used to calm someone down before a Beef.

#1 "Dude, Stace went to the Movies with Robert"
#2 "WHAT?!?!?!?"
#1 "Dude, CTFD she went with her Posse"

"Yo mamma so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view!"
"What you say 'bout my mamma?!?!"
"CTFD, It was a harmless joke"

by alexdude2901 November 5, 2011

ctfu

A laughing acronym standing for "crack(ing) the fuck up" similar to lmao or rofl. Primarily used by black people on myspace and facebook.

*Jaquon posts a funny/gangsta picture on facebook*
Tarrell: Yo dat shits drawlin ctfu!

by Anonymousesketeer May 15, 2010

CTFD

Calm The F*** Down

CTFD you are too loud!!!

by Rishi Shah January 21, 2009

ctfu

cracking the fuck up

Person #1: wacka wacka wacka wacka wacka
Person #2: ctfu

by Cameron R April 14, 2008

ctfo

chill the fuck out

ctfo ho!

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

CTFU

Used in texting, email, blogs, etc, its short for Cracking The Fuck Up;
Laughing really hard,

Bob: what do you call a dead blonde in a closet
Tom: I don't know, what do you call her?
Bob: Last year's hide-n-go-seek champion!
Tom: hahaha ctfu good one.

by LinaBeana June 12, 2010