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Guyological Clock

The progression or time period between puberty to permanent bacherlorhood marking a man’s marriageability.
John is only 42 years old and I want to fix you up with him before his guyological clock expires and he becomes a permanent bachelor!
by Paige F. Enimore April 21, 2010
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Shot Clock

A dating concept referring to the unofficial amount of time an individual (typically a man) has to admit any feelings possessed for someone (a female) he is romantically or sexually interested in. Once the "shot clock" runs out, the person typically loses interest and the opportunity to get with them is lost altogether.
The shot clock is ticking, he's about to miss out.

Why is he waiting so long to shoot his shot? His clock is about to run out, I'm tired of waiting.

If John doesn't shoot his shot, I'm gonna ghost him and see if Sam wants to shoot his shot.
by BigDaddyDefinitions May 5, 2020
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Pi O'Clock

The time 3:14. Can be AM or PM. Also, Pi Time.
Guy 1: "Hey, what time do you want to go to the bar?"
Guy 2: "I have class until 3. Let's go at Pi O'Clock."

Pizza Place: "Your pizza should be ready to pick up at Pi O'Clock. Thanks!"
by Krish the Fish March 16, 2010
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drunk o'clock

the time at which someone is noticeably drunk, especially when it is not at a generally accepted time to be drunk.
"I called Bill at about 2 pm, and he was already slurring his words. Apparently, it's already half past drunk o'clock for him."
by The LJ-rizzle March 23, 2009
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on the clock shit

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.
"Thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?"

"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!
by jamminspacey January 24, 2010
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around the clock

at all times. Existing or occurring without interruption or end.
Employee: I need a break.

Boss: No no no break now at all we have tons of work still!

Employee: Come on, I have been working around the clock! I deserve a break!
by vampfreak April 10, 2010
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Clockpunk

A sub-genre of the speculative historical fiction genre called Steampunk. Clockpunk is characterized by modern technologies accomplished using clockwork mechanisms and generally excluding steam power, electricity, and the internal combustion engine. The chronological setting for Clockpunk fiction is pre-Industrial Revoluion, whereas steampunk is late 19th or early 20th century. A Clockpunk novel might include a world, Earth or another planet, which has been so dramatically revolutionized by DaVinci's mechanical inventions that its technology rivals our computers, phones, etc., while most other factors (some combination of social structure, ploitics, customs, clothing, etc.) would remail relatively true to the 15th century.
Gears and cogs but no steam...that's not Steampunk, its Clockpunk.
by Pam Avantnos November 13, 2007
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