Crying

1. A Emo hobby.
2. One of the very few things Emos can do right.
3. A sign of weakness.

1. Emo: *sob sob*
Some Guy: Was the matter, kid?
Emo: MY MOMA DIDN'T HUG ME TODAY!
Some Guy:...... U I have to go vomit....
2. Announcer: Annnnnd welcome to the first ever Cry-Off! And up first we have a prep chick who boke a nail, against a emo who got his iPod taken away!
Prep: OH EM GEE! I BROKE A FUCKING NAIL! GODAMNIT I *sob sob* I AHEV TO LOOK NICE OR *sob sob* NO ONE WILL LIKE ME!!!
Emo: *sob sniff sob sob* HOW ELSE CAN I LISTEN TO MCR DURING MATH? *sob sob*
Announcer: AND WHAT IS THIS? THE EMO HAS THE CRY HEAVES! THE EMO WINS!
Emo:..... I AM THE CRYING MASTER
Announcer: Shadup.
3. Dude: *sob sob* HOW COULD SHE LEAVE ME?
Dude's Friend: Cuz i fucked her better then you, suck it up man.

by Dr. Crowley April 4, 2009

Crying

Crying. You came here to cry even more or to find another reason to cry about. I feel you. Follow me on insta @amanda.maceyyy and on tik tok @juss.manda

I am crying because I have barely any followers.

by givemetheduckcarl November 1, 2019

I’m not crying, you’re crying

When something is so heartwarming you cry but you don’t want to admit you’re crying so you tell other people they’re crying to deflect your emotions.

*Posts photo of two puppies cuddling.*

Captions photo - “I’m not crying, you’re crying.”

by Azalee April 29, 2019

cry

code word for smoking marijuana, in which u can openly talk about getting torched in front of unapproving audiances.

dood, last night i was so cry i couldnt even walk.

by bakin325 July 16, 2007

I'm not crying you're crying

Some overly clichéd phrase people say to express that they are emotionally touched.

Emotional movie ending: *exist*
Someone: I'm not crying you're crying
Me: *rolls eyes*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 2, 2021

whore cry

A whore cry is when a moralless whore gets caught cheating on her boyfriend with his mate & instead of just admitting that she's a filthy slut she makes up an elaborate LIE about how "it wasn't her fault" & "he forced himself on her"

It takes a special breed of whore to falsely accuse a man of such a vile act instead of taking responsibility for living the hoe life.

"Have you's heard the shit that the Slut Edina has been spreading?"
"Yep, I swear she's got a DEATH WISH! & she just keeps digging her grave deeper"
"Whore cry.... she should have known better lol"

by M I S S R E V E N G E ! September 2, 2018

Cringe Cry

When something happens that is so cringy, tears form in your eyes.

Jim: Yeah, the movie was good, but there was a part that made me Cringe Cry.
Dave: You mean the part where he gives an awkward speech? Yeah that part was pretty Cringy.

by Aexus May 15, 2018