Crust

The part of a pizza that is intentionally not eaten by people whose mom and dad both tuck them in to bed at 8pm and kiss them on the forehead after reading them a fairytale and checking their closet for monsters.

My wife didn’t eat the crust of the pizza at her parents’ place last night so they made her sleep in our daughters crib and our 1 year old slept in the guest bedroom.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023

crust

V. To fully consume or complete something and enjoy it thoroughly

Man that pizza was good... I crusted it.

I've been watching a few animes, but I crusted JJK in a couple days.

by YummoTummo April 26, 2024

Crust

Different types of crust: Butt crust, Period crust, and poop crust, and perhaps pee crust

“ Hi I would like to eat crust today please”
“ I’m crust”

by Crust01 July 28, 2025

Crust

Crust is a term/slang that is used when something or a person is bad. Think of an soup that was left over 165 million years ago, when dinosaurs existed. Now imagine how that soup would be like. Lots of mold inside it, crust inside it, really disgusting orange and yellow stuff in the pan sticked to the pan. That's crust.

Here is some examples of how crust is used:

Hey man, you really have crust!
I don't like that game. That game has crust!
Alex, you got crust!

by skiddxed August 2, 2025

Crust muffin

When Emma chamberlain’s makeup is crusty at the end of the day and not blended

I look like a crust muffin

by Abadabadu March 12, 2018

crust muffin

when emma chamberlian's makeup is looking crusty and not blended at the end of the day

i look like a crust muffin

by krystal :) June 8, 2018

Crust Button

a defensive layer of crust on a butthole to protect from prison rape.

Once he saw my crust Button he decided to make my cell mate his bitch.

by Kenny Leroy October 26, 2016