crapitos

Those stinky, nasty tasting burritos that you can buy at the local grocery store for 25 cents.

Holy shit man, these crapitos taste like crap, and the inside looks like a shitty brown log out of my ass.

by Tibor the Herbalizer July 14, 2004

cruxite

An alien species of dragon-like creatures which have different substances as blood. These substances are mostly liquids, however they can also be gasses, fine grains (such as sand), and even other things like fire.

"Woah, look at that cruxite! It has acid for blood!"

The cruxites gathered in a hoard, ready to ambush their prey.

by Twitch the LETTUCE LORD May 9, 2017

crepitate

To make a binderfender. To flap your cheeks.

Lord Windemere and Paul Boomer once had a famous crepitation contest.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

crapitude

something that looks terrible

This painting is a swirling miasma of crapitude

by steve austin July 20, 2004

crumpit

1. Crumpit means a close friend.
2. Or crumpit means a much needed or loved object.
3. A type of English pancake/muffin.

1. "What's up Crumpit! or John is my Crumpit. "
2. *My trombone is my Crumpit.*
3. *definition kind of explains itself doesn't it? An English muffin is a crumpit? *come on :)

by Poppit_19 February 16, 2008

Crumpits

N. Durring sex, a hott french woman will scream this word, to signify she is plessured.

"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crumpits!!!!!, thats the baget"

by R2S+D2 September 20, 2007

Crapitalize

To unnecessarily capitalize a word.

Most poets crapitalize.
For example, Emily Dickinson crapitalizes several times in the following poem:

"Within my Garden, rides a Bird
Upon a single Wheel—
Whose spokes a dizzy Music make
As 'twere a travelling Mill—"

by technirsew&elylracs August 29, 2010