One of the revolting confectionarys mentioned in a Monty Python sketch about a dubious candymaker. Starring John Cleese, Graham Chapman and Terry Jones.
The sketch appeared on three of their albums, in episode 6 of their "Flying Circus" show, and in the movie "Live at the Hollywood Bowl". All instances were performed live.
Other vile confections mentioned are 'Ram's Bladder Cup', 'Cockroach Cluster', 'Anthrax Ripple',and 'Spring Surprise'.
The sketch appeared on three of their albums, in episode 6 of their "Flying Circus" show, and in the movie "Live at the Hollywood Bowl". All instances were performed live.
Other vile confections mentioned are 'Ram's Bladder Cup', 'Cockroach Cluster', 'Anthrax Ripple',and 'Spring Surprise'.
Cleese: Next we have number four, 'crunchy frogs'.
Jones: Ah, yes.
Cleese: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?
Jones: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Cleese: That's as maybe, it's still a frog.
Jones: What else?
Cleese: Well don't you even take the bones out?
Jones: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?
Jones: Ah, yes.
Cleese: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?
Jones: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Cleese: That's as maybe, it's still a frog.
Jones: What else?
Cleese: Well don't you even take the bones out?
Jones: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?
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v. To get the job done - particularly a job involving difficult work. To take care of business. To succeed in a challenging endeavour.
This phrase originates from the nasty business of Jesus' crucifixion, which was gotten done for the sins of mankind and resulted in something glorious.
This phrase originates from the nasty business of Jesus' crucifixion, which was gotten done for the sins of mankind and resulted in something glorious.
Dan: Did you study for the test this morning?
Bill: Studied my ass off, man! I'm gonna crucify the savior!
Bill: Studied my ass off, man! I'm gonna crucify the savior!
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2. An insult used to replace words such as asshole, jerk, etc.
2. An insult used to replace words such as asshole, jerk, etc.
1. "Uhhh...I found a crunchy condom under my bed yesterday when I was cleaning...fookin' nasty."
2. "Meghan, you are such a crunchy condom, STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!"
2. "Meghan, you are such a crunchy condom, STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!"
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They generally believe (for varying reasons) that there is something bad or less beneficial about buying mainstream products or doing other common activities in the mainstream way.
You might be a crunchy mom if you:
...bake all your own bread
...make your own jam, jelly, pickles, applesauce, etc.
...gave birth at home -- by CHOICE! (With a midwife, doula, or unassisted!)
...prefer to teach your children yourself at home instead of letting the public or private schools do it for you.
...grow your own food as much as possible, and buy the rest at farmer's markets or health food stores.
...are vegan or vegetarian.
...choose not to use birth control.
...don't wear a bra or shoes.
...don't use shampoo or soap, but instead maybe sea salt or a variety of other things.
...had your placenta chopped up for an anti-depressant pill or smoothie.
...have no television in your home -- and actually read BOOKS for entertainment!
...grind your own grain to make your own bread with (did you know that wheat looses about 90% of it's nutrients within 7 days of being ground?)
...don't cut your hair or wear pants (not going around half-naked, but wearing skirts! Silly people! Get your mind out of the gutter!)
...can add 10 more things to this list that I didn't even think of!
If it were a spectrum, on the extreme far end you would find Amish.
They generally believe (for varying reasons) that there is something bad or less beneficial about buying mainstream products or doing other common activities in the mainstream way.
You might be a crunchy mom if you:
...bake all your own bread
...make your own jam, jelly, pickles, applesauce, etc.
...gave birth at home -- by CHOICE! (With a midwife, doula, or unassisted!)
...prefer to teach your children yourself at home instead of letting the public or private schools do it for you.
...grow your own food as much as possible, and buy the rest at farmer's markets or health food stores.
...are vegan or vegetarian.
...choose not to use birth control.
...don't wear a bra or shoes.
...don't use shampoo or soap, but instead maybe sea salt or a variety of other things.
...had your placenta chopped up for an anti-depressant pill or smoothie.
...have no television in your home -- and actually read BOOKS for entertainment!
...grind your own grain to make your own bread with (did you know that wheat looses about 90% of it's nutrients within 7 days of being ground?)
...don't cut your hair or wear pants (not going around half-naked, but wearing skirts! Silly people! Get your mind out of the gutter!)
...can add 10 more things to this list that I didn't even think of!
If it were a spectrum, on the extreme far end you would find Amish.
Mom 1: So after that HORRIBLE experience with the hospital with my first baby, I had my second one at home completely unassisted.
Mom 2: Wow! You're an even crunchier mom than I am! I thought I was pretty crunchy after giving birth at home with a midwife and doula. How many kids do you want to have? And do you plan to homeschool too?
Mom 1: I want to have as many as God blesses me with! We've never used birth control as long as we've been married! And yes! We start homeschooling Darling Daughter number one this Fall!
Mom 2: It's nice to know I'm not the only crazy crunchy mom!
Mom 2: Wow! You're an even crunchier mom than I am! I thought I was pretty crunchy after giving birth at home with a midwife and doula. How many kids do you want to have? And do you plan to homeschool too?
Mom 1: I want to have as many as God blesses me with! We've never used birth control as long as we've been married! And yes! We start homeschooling Darling Daughter number one this Fall!
Mom 2: It's nice to know I'm not the only crazy crunchy mom!
by Nadiyasmama August 22, 2011
Get the Crunchy Mom mug.A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.
Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"
Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
by deltacircle August 2, 2010
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"you guys are some crunchy ass birdhouses"
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