crump

a perennial failure. a person who snatches defeat from the jaws of victory despite the odds being stacked in their favour.

AC Milan are 3-0 up at half time in the champions league final, it's in the bag!

after the match- 'how have they managed to Crump that up?'

by nugnugs July 20, 2018

Crump

A mogoloid individual who has the capabilities of biggering his voice by speaking directly into his elbow. Fortunately this affliction is offset by being bestowed with a large penis.

Person 1: Look at that guy l, he's a right crump!
Person 2: Heard they're meant to have massive nobs though.

by Topspark127 August 2, 2018

Crump

Crump means to pee, fard, shid, cum, at the same time in your pant. The past tence of this word is crumped

When she put her hand on my shoulder I crumped in my pant

by Bummy Boi October 3, 2018

Crump

A spontaneous and violent movement.

"Y'all ever hit your funny bone on a chair and crump"

"Did you see Tom? When he got shot he Crump'd"

by grosshopper December 18, 2018

Crump

To bust some ass

“I’m about to crump it up!”

by BDougie November 20, 2019

Crump

A truck driver.

Strongly dislikes people who don’t know what a tag axle is. Does not like driving ambulances. Sub par golfer, but great at driving. Loves Dr. Peppers and tag axles.

“Hey what am I on today?”
“You’re driving truck crump”

by BigDBandittt November 28, 2019

Crump

When you're doing it doggystyle and the person on the bottom farts (pumps).

"We were having sex and he/she crumped during it"
"Did you just Crump?"

by Judicle October 27, 2020