hollow crouton

a term of offense, often used in jokingly making fun of somebody or something.

person 1: what’s up?
person 2: the sky lol you noob
person 3: no, it’s the ceiling you hollow crouton

by yeehaw bandit January 3, 2019

crotch crouton

Vaginal discharge, which has dried and encrusted to the male or female genitalia post intercourse.

It really hurt when I peeled off that crotch crouton this morning.

by Sparf-meef May 18, 2007

Ass Croutons

butt crunchies. (see be-low)

She did a reach-around, and in so doing, came up with a handful of ass croutons.

by Phil-yah July 5, 2006

salty crouton

teabagging someone after working out and building up a sweat

Man I worked up such a good sweat after that workout, I just had to give a salty crouton to my girlfriend. Mainly for cleanup of course.

by Gastrogary February 20, 2011

dirty crouton

A dirty crouton is a person liked by very few, and the person who probably made out with your ex and has fucked a vegetable once or twice.

Oh god that dirty crouton who made out with a guava almost touched me

by Notadirtycrouton123 August 13, 2016

pierce the crouton

to engage in coitus while nomming on some salad dressing...if you know what I mean.

"Man, that Dalicious is bangin. Are you gonna pierce the crouton wit her tonight?"
"Helllllll to the yaaaaaa dawg"

by dacrouton January 31, 2012

Bellybutton Crouton

When a man ejaculates into his own bellybutton and leaves it to dry for an extended period of time. Once dried he then proceeds to eat it as a last resort snack.

Danny, after being stranded in the Sahara Desert, ate all 7 of his bellybutton croutons to satisfy his hunger.

by Hammy Sausages June 22, 2019