Cheesus Crust

Our lord that art in cheese.

Though I walk through the valley of crackers, I fear no evil for Cheesus Crust is with me.

by Asshead December 28, 2005

crust hole

When the orifice typically used for defecating (sphincter or butt-hole) accumulates crust varying in color and odor.

After several days of ingesting normally unhealthy quantities of taco bell and cake, her boyfriend noticed a pungent vinegary smelling odor emanating from her pants. Upon further inspection, he discovered her crust hole.

by Mikesbigass December 25, 2014

crouton.net

A really awesome and totally time worthy website that you should definitely visit.

BOI

1) You: see crouton.net: It's beautiful. Iv'e looked at this for 5 hours now.
2) Man, I LOVE Crouton.net! Go to it now. GO TO IT NOW MORTAL BEING!

by AlexComixInc October 21, 2020

bust on the crust

A word first used by the three creepy whales group in Montreal, which means to have sex with ugly girl/guy becuz you are so damn horny . After having sex , you pull out the penius and ejaculate on her/his face face with a big fat load

I was so horny last night , so I called up my ugly Rozanna and bust on the crust

by The three Whales December 14, 2014

Bust my crust

To bust my crust means that someone or something killed your vibe which is a funny and light way to say someone killed your vibe. This is a more unique and fun way to just say your vibe was killed.

That lady really bust my crust.

by Broken-trumpet101 April 5, 2017

California Crust Punk

One of the most unique scenes within the genre, California Crust Punk can be interpreted as a wave of crusty punk/metal/grind bands during the late 80's and early to mid-90's that played an important (albeit sometimes uncredited) role in shaping the sound of modern crust. Early bands included Apocalypse, A//Solution, Carcinogen, Phobia, Plutocracy, Glycine Max, Neurosis, Mindrot, Confrontation, Dystopia, etc. Many of these bands hailed from southern California and/or the Bay Area and tended to blur the lines between the various strains of hardcore punk and extreme metal to create distinctly unique sounds within the scene at the time. Some notable bands that came later in the scene's history include Noothgrush, Skaven, Enewetak, Unruh, El Dopa, Dead America, Despise You, Gasp, Suffering Luna and many more that are most likely buried by time and dust. Although some of these bands can't be defined as crust in the strictest sense of the term, they each had ties and sympathies towards crust punk in some way, whether it was in sound or ethos. The scene more or less dissolved completely by the early/mid-2000's, but it's influence can still be heard in the sonic tapestries of many punk and metal bands around the world. The Oakland region of the Bay Area has continued to play host to many notable "crusty" bands such as Stormcrow, (later) Graves at Sea, Badr Vogu, Brainoil, Embers, Cruevo, etc.

Me: "I love nearly all of the bands from the California Crust Punk scene!"

Damn near any other person: "California what-punk?"

by berkshire_cunt December 18, 2011

Crust Labs

A condition in women that is analogous to the condition known in men as blue balls.
Such situation arises when a female is sufficiently aroused through foreplay with a man/women to the point at which her vagina becomes lubricated anticipating sexual penetration only for the man/women abruptly refusing to penetrate the aforementioned wet vagina.

Such an unexpected and non-erotic climax renders the lubrication of the vagina unnecessary and as a result it drys very rapidly forming a crust on the labia of the vagina.

1. Q: "Bro, did you put away that girl the other night? She was gagging for it"
A: "Na Bro, she wanted it but I said no and she got Crust Labs..... I still got a wristy though"
Q: "Niiiice"

2. Q: "Bro, did you bang that slut the other night?"
A: "Na Bro, I decided to Crust Lab her, that way she'll want it way more next time"
Q: "No doubt baby"

by deepseatrawling March 12, 2014