crotch spawn

Derogatory term for children, often used to demean the precious little bundles of joy some obnoxious parent is going off about.
I was shopping at the mall yesterday, and this kid would not stop screaming. I was like, control your damn crotch spawn, woman.
by KeenObserver May 17, 2011
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crotch dropping

Pejoritive term for someone's rotten kids.
This guy's ankle biting crotch droppings have been terrorizing the neighborhood since the day they fell out of their mother's hoo-ha.
by Brandy Van Ness December 08, 2013
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crotch goblin

A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.
"Someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!"
by Juke Joint Jezebel September 28, 2005
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Crotch Check

The act of checking the crotch of your pants for durability before you put them on to avoid an embarassing blow out.
Me: Did you see her crotch?

You: No! What happened?

Me: She must not have done a crotch check this morning because she just had a blow out!

You: That's like the 4th pair she has blown!
by **MAT*** March 15, 2011
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crotch pheasants

"I'd stay away from that chick, bro. I hear she's got crotch pheasants."
by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009
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Crotch Typer

Some who is so obsessed with portable texting devices. When you think of this person, you picture them staring down at the iPhone or Blackberry.
Would you stop being a crotch typer and join in on our non-virtual conversation here!!!
by martijaz April 17, 2010
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crotch honey

Honey is produced by bees regurgitating nectar. Crotch honey is the end-product of throwing up into someone's lap.
I was watching Mean Girls last night, and almost threw up at the part where Cady served up some crotch honey to Aaron Samuels.
by legna111111111111111 October 16, 2012
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